Afridi-ham sachin ko kisi haal me 100 nahi banane dege--SMS

Afridi-ham sachin ko kisi haal me 100 nahi banane dege
Misbah-Magar ham kaise rokenge,Hez in form?
Afridi-Ham 100 se pehle allout ho jaenge
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Ek Bewafa ki Yaad Me Humne Hathon Me JAM Utha Liya.
Phir Lagaya Bread Pe
Or fatafat Kha liya
Note: Sare AASHIQ Bevde NAHI HOTE
KUCH BHUKE B HOTE H
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1 juth apki zindgi k 5min km kr deta hai
or

1 muskuraht apki zindgi k 10 min bda deti hai...

Moral: Haste Haste juth bolo.
To b 5 min ka fayda h
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BANTA Ne HAJAMAT Ki Dukan Kholi..
Santa SHAVE Karane Aya.
Banta:- Muchh Rakhni Hai
SAnta-Ha
Banta(Mucch Kaat Ke)-Le Rakh Le, Jahan Rakhni Hai.
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Semi final Teams:
Came From Group A:
1)PAK
2)NZ
3)S.Lanka

Came from Group B:
--INDIA--

Jhund me to kutte aate hai
sirf sher akela aata hai
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LAGAAN By Rajnikant

Climax Scene

1 Ball, 24 Runs Needed

Bowler Bowls

Rajnikant Hits

Ball Splits In 4 Pieces

All Pieces Go For 6s
India Wins
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Premika Ki Bewafai Ko Premi Kya Janega

Wah Wah

Premika Ki Bewafai Ko Premi Kya Janega

ACP Bole- ABHIJIT, Muje Lgta Hai Ye Aise Nai Manega
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Sir- Koun Sa Parinda Sab Se Tez Udta Hai

Stdnt- Hathi

Sir- Nalayak, Tera Baap Kya Krta Hai

Stdnt- Sahar K Don Hai

Sir- Sabas, Sahi Jawab Hai
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Beti-Mera Inse Jhagda Ho Gya Hai, Me Ghar Wapas Aa Rahi Hu

Ma-Use Apne Karmo Ki Saja Milni Chahiye, Tu Wahi Ruk Me 3-4 Mahine K Liye Waha Ati Hu
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