Akhtar Says: India Me Khelne Se Dar nahi lagta

Ummid nahi visvas hai,.
sachin,sehwag, Yuvraj ka sath hai...
dhoni cup door nahi paas hai,
yah desh ko viswas hai...

Good luck india!!
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Akhtar Says:
India Me Khelne Se Dar nahi lagta

Afridi

Bus Sachin,Sehwag Ki Mar Se Bahut Dar Lagta Hai

De Ghuma Ke..
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DABANGG STYLE IND-PAK-
mohali me ham itne chauke chakke maarenge ki.
.
.
Confuje ho jaaonge ki boundry pe khade ho ke border pe
De Ghuma Ke..
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Snta shouted in a BANK:Has any1 lost a bundle of currency notes tied wid a red rubber band?
Many hands wr raised
Snta:Here is dat rubber band..!
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Define a true music lover?

A girl singing in a bathroom
while taking bath;)
and a boy near d keyhole
is using his ears not his eyes..
:-p
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Tip for all Gals
How to knw if urs is true Love?

On wednsday,if ur bf spends d entire day wit u,instead of watchng d match.. Marry him!
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Patni- Samne Wale Ghar Me Miya Biwi Ke Bich Jhagde Chal Rahe Hai, Aap Ek Baar Jaiye Na

Pati- Me Ek Do Baar Gaya Tha, Shayad Ye Usi Ka Natija Hai
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Teacher To Student-

Beta, A B C D Se Shuru Hone Wale Alphabets Se Sentence Banao

Student- Sir,

A - Apni
B - Beti Ka
C - Cell Number
D - Dijiye
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1 Ladki Fasi Laga Rahi Thi

Sonu Ne Khidki Se Dekha

Socho Sonu Kya Bola Hoga

?

Sirf Latkne Se Height Nai Badhegi, Mumy Ko Bolo Complain Pilaye
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Sonu- Maine Ek Cheez Humesha Notice Ki Hai

Monu- Wo Kya

Sonu- Yahi Yaar..

..Jab Bhi Railway Fatak Bandh Hoti Hai To Train Zarur Gujarti Hai
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Vidai K Waqt Dulhe Ka Mobile Baja

To Dulhan Ne Use Mara

Q K

RingTone Tha

Dil Me Chupa K Pyar K Arman Le Chale, Hum Apni Maut Ka Saman Le Chale
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Airport Manager Asks To PONTING, SMITH, SAMMY & STRAUSS-

'Why r U All Still Sitting Here'

?

Ponting Replied-

'We r All Waiting For AFRIDI'
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Sonu-Mene Apki Dukan Se Murgi Dana Kharida Tha

Dukandr-To Kya Usme Koi Kharabi Nikli

Sonu-Mahina Ho Gya Muje Khet Me Boye

Ab Tk Murgi Nai Ugi
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Samose Me Dali Sev Aur Chatni, To Chat Ban Gayi

Samose Me Dali Sev Aur Chatni, To Chat Ban Gayi

aeDost
Tum Jo Aaye, Zindgi Ki Watt Lag Gayi
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3 Kale Dosto Ko GOD Ne 1-1 Vardan Offer Kia

1-Muje Gora Bana Do
2-Muje B
3-Hi Hi Hi, Inko Fir Se Kala Bana Do

Moral-Kuch Dost Kamine Hi Rehte H
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Duniya K 5 Mushkil Kam

1.Hathi Ko Dhakka Lgana
2.Machar Ki Malish Krna
3.Chinti Ko Kiss Krna
4.Ziraaf Ki Grdan Dabana
5.Ap Se SMS Ki Umid Rakhna
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