Ek Mara Hua Aadmi Ghar Se Gayab Kaise Hua.?--sms

SeNd sMs Ur FrNd 

GOLU Ne Cooking Contest Me Part Liya
Khaali Bartan Me Spoon Firaane Laga..

Judge Ne Us Se Pucha-
Kya Bana Rahe Ho?

GOLU Bola-

ULLU
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GOLU Dosto K Sath Shadi Me Khana Khane Gaya
ENTER Hue To 'SALAD' Dekh Ke Bahar Aa Gya
Bahar Aake Bola-
Oye! Abhi To Sabji Hi Nahi Bani Hai Yaar
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Totally Pj:
Garib kisaan k ghar pe roz colour aata tha.

Kyu?
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Qki

uski mehnat 'RANG' lati thi.
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NURSRY K STUDNT ne Xam shit pe SUSU kar k techr k hath me thama d..
Techr-GADHE ye kya kiya..
STU-mam..Apne hi kaha tha pahle jo aa rha h whi ker.
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PATI Aaj khana tumhari maa ne banaya hai kya?
Pati haa par tumhe kaise pata chala?
Pati- roz khane me kale baal milte hai, aaj safed mile hai.
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Kanto Bhari Raah Me Kaun Saath Deta Hai?

-Mom/Dad
No

-Husband/Wife
No

-Friends
No

-Lover
Never

Only Ur Chappals

Inhe Utha K Chum Lo Yaar
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Ek Mara Hua Aadmi Ghar Se Gayab Kaise Hua.?

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Jaanne Ke Liye Dekhiye CID Aaj Raat 10 Baje
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Dad-Teri Mummy Ne Mera DIL Tod Diya, Isliye Me Sharab Pi Raha Hu

Son(U.K.G)-Mummy Ne Mera Scale Bhi Tod Diya

'Mere Liye Bhi Ek GLASS Lagao Papa'
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Itna Aaitbaar Rakhna Khuda Ke Liye

Hamari Saari Wafaye Hai Aapke Liye

Jab Tak Khuda Ne Yeh Zindagi Di Hai

Hum Jiyenge To Sirf Aapke Liye.
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Unko Bhulana Itna Asaan Nahi,
Aur Phir Hum Waise Insaan Nahin,
Humari Yaadon Ka Saboot He Unki Dhadkane,
Par Uss Taraf Unka Dhyan Nahin.
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Ruthkar apse hum kaha jayenge

Yaad kiye bina hum kaise reh payenge

Apki har muskaan khushi hai humari

Wada kijiye aap hamesha muskuranyge
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