kabhi yaha aake dekho aage aur peeche dono fat jaati hai kamane me..--SMS

Agar aap se koi Ladki set nahi ho rahi
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To aapki shakal acchi nahi hogi.
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Beta iss men main kya kar sakta hu
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Bv-Jb Tum Desi Pite ho to Muje Paro kehte ho
Beer Pite ho To Darling
Par Aaj Bhootni Q

PATI:-Aaj Maine Sprite Pi hai, 'Sidhi Baat No Bakwaas
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Biwi-Mujhe us bhikari se nafrat hai
Pati-Kyu
Biwi-Kal maine use khana khilaya or aaj wo mujhe book de gayi
Jiska naam hai

"KHANA KAISE BANAYE"
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Tchr:"Whoever answer next question correctly can go home."

suddenly a bag was thrown...

Tchr:Who throw the bag?
DEEPAK:Me, I am going..
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Funny sentence written on d T-SHIRT of a beautiful girl walking on side of d road

You are not looking at d road right now
Be careful.
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Chikku- 1 aurat ko ghurte hue ja rha tha.
Aurat: dekhta kya hai, teri maa ki umar ki hu.
Chikku- to mai b apne baap k liye dhund rha hu.
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Kahi Andhera Kahi Sham Hogi

Meri Hr Khusi Ap K Naam Hogi

Kuch Mang K To Dekho Humse

Bijli/Pani K Bill Aur Karz Me Dubi Property Ap K Naam Hogi
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Har Maa-Baap Aapne Baccho Se Yahi Kehte Hai-

'Beta, DIL Laga K Padhai Karo'

Aab Unhe Koun Samjhaye,

DIL Lagane K Baad Padhai Kaha Ho Pati Hai
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Ek Call girl ne arz kiya
Mohobbat k siva aur bhi gum hai zamane me
kabhi yaha aake dekho
aage aur peeche dono fat jaati hai kamane me..
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