Kuch Mang K To Dekho Hmse Bijli/Pani K Bill Aur Karz Me Dubi Property Ap K Nam Hogi

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wah wah

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Darwaza Zor Se Baja..

Wo Gusse Se Darwaze Par Gaya
Aur Bola-Kaun Gadhe ka Bachha Hai?

Bahar Se Aawaz Aaya-"PAPA Main Hu.."
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Best Answer ever
Teacher- if u tej me where is God i'll reward u 100rupee

Student- mam i'll give u millions if u tell me where he is not.
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Father bete maine tere liye ek ladki dekhi h woh roopvati gunvati sarasvati hai.

Son- per papa maine kisi aur se pyar karta hu aur vo Gabhvati h
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Height of fashion
A 6 month old baby goes 2 a huggies outlet & asks
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Dude Levi's ka low waist nappy aaya hai kya?
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Thought Of The DAY-

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Aabhi DAY Hai Kya.?

RAAT Hai Na.?

Chalo Chup Chap So Jao..

Bade Aaye Thought Padhne Wale
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Waise

Tusi Na

Tusi Na

Bade
Cute
Smart
Intellegent
Nice
Loving
Caring
Dashing
Attractive
Friendly
Aur
Lovely

Bande

Ka Msg Padh Rahe Ho
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Snta-Hmare India me to roz hi war hota H
Man-wo kaise?
Snta-
SomWar
MangalWar
BudhWar
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Pappu- Meri biwi mujhe Chhod kar chali gayi.
Dipu-tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga
Pappu-arre yaar...
sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha usko
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Kahi Andhera Kahi Sham Hogi
Meri Hr Khusi Ap K Naam Hogi
Kuch Mang K To Dekho Hmse
Bijli/Pani K Bill Aur Karz Me Dubi Property Ap K Nam Hogi
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Har Maa-Baap Aapne Baccho Se Yahi Kehte H

'Beta, DIL Laga K Padhai Karo'

Aab Unhe Koun Samjhaye,

DIL Lagane K Baad Padhai Kaha Ho Pati H
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