Patni- GUJRAT Jao To SAREE Bhejna, DUBAI Jao To JEWELERY Bhejna, FRANCE Jao To

Girl : Plz Send Me Some Good Jokes.
BOY : Mai Parh Raha Hoon
GIRL : Oh Sorry Dear Continue Ur Studies.
Boy: Darling Yehi To Joke Tha
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Do Sarabi Baat kar rahe the
1st Sarabi-Mere bache Raat 12 baje tak Sadko pe Bhagte firte hai
2nd-Aisa Kyu
1st-Wo mujhe talashte rehte hai
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Do Gadhe Maidan me khade the
1St to 2nd- Kya tum pagal Gadhe wali bimasi se pareshan ho
2nd Gadha-Nai mai pareshan nai hu Kyuki Mai Ghodha Hu.
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Santa: Tere Ghar Se Ek Ladki Mujhe Khidki Ke Pichhe Se Rumal Se Ishara Karti Hai.
Banta: Wo Naukrani Hai Jo Khdki Ke Shishe Saaf Karti Hai..
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Duniya ke diye har gum jhel lenge
Apno se huyi duri bhi sehen kar lenge

Par

Cricket World Cup ka ticket nai mila toh party hila denge.. ;-)
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TEACHER- "Mere Papa Aaj JOB Par Gaye Hai"..
Iska Future Tense Banaao.

Student-Wo Kal Bhi Jayenge Kisi K Baap Me Himmat Hai Toh Rok-ke Dikhaye?
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Patni- GUJRAT Jao To SAREE Bhejna, DUBAI Jao To JEWELERY Bhejna, FRANCE Jao To PERFUME Bhejna

Pati- Narak Jau To Kya Bheju

Patni- AAPNI VIDEO
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Define GIRL.?

Ans-
D 1 Who Be4 Going Out Puts On

Eye Shadow
Eye Liner
Lip-Gloss
Glitter
Rouge
Blush
Kajal

&

Asks

Mom, I m Looking Natural Na
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Q DIL Aap Ko Dekhna Chahta H

Q DIL Aap Ki Baat Karta H

Q DIL Aap Ko Yaad Karta H

Q Ki 'DIL TO BACHA HAI JI'

Aur

Bacho Ko Cartoon Pasand Hai
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Kitni Ajeeb Judaee Thi Ki Tujhe Alwida Bhi Na Keh Sake,
Aey Dost..
Teri Saadgi Mein Itna Fareb Tha Ki Tujhe Be-wafa Bhi Na Keh Sake..!
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Gum Na karna Zindagi Me,
Taqdeer Badalti Rehti Hai..

Sheesha Wohi Rehta Hai,
Tasveer Badalti Rehti Hai..!
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Nepali Ke Mobile Pe Raat Ko Phone Aaya- Aap So Toh Nahin Rahe The ?
Nepali Ghusse Me Bola- Abey.. Zaruri Nahin Ki Har Nepali Chowkidaar Ho.!
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Hum Bhool Jaye Usko Aisi Hasrat Kahan
Woh Yaad Kare Hume Usko Fursat Kahan
Jinke Chaaron Taraf Ho Apno Ka Saath
Unko Ab Humari Zarurt Kahan.
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