Aaj "READY" dikha de hai koi mera dost--sms

Teachar-Hamara Dil Din Me Kitni Baar Dhadkta Hai
GOLU-3 Baar
Teachar-Wo Kaise
GOLU-Qki Meri Padosan Ghar Se Din Me 3baar hi Bahar Nikalti Hai
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In Year 2015

Wo Dekho!

Mummy

Papa..

Bhaya

Didi..

Jaldi Aao..

Wo Dekho

Us Ghar Me Light Hai
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Boyfriend:
I Love You,
I Could Die For You.
Girlfriend: Awwwww,
Sho Shweeet
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How Soon ? ?
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Takleef wo jo tadpa de
Teacher wo jo saja de

mohobat wo jo wafa de
dushman wo jo marwa de
Aur dost wo jo
Aaj "READY" dikha de
hai koi mera dost
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I saw U on ROAD 2day.
U wer Luking SO FINE,
Ur face so DIVINE,
Ur walk SO PERFECT,
myHEART stared singing:
"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT",who who :p
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Muje Bhul JaneWalo Ko Aisi Saza Mile
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Muje Bhul JaneWalo Ko Aisi Saza Mile
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Jor Se Aye Su-Su Aur Krne Ki Jagah Na Mile...:p
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12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia

Ladki Ne KISS Dia

Wo Ghabra K Bhaga

Ladki Ne Pucha- Kya Hua

Ladka- Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu
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Request From Santa-

Iss Msg Ko Itna Faila Do Ki

Ghoom Ke Mere Ghar Walo Tak Pahunch Jaye

Mai Toilet Me Hu
Motor Chala Do
Paani Nahi Aa Raha
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Doctor- Aap Ki Patni Sirf 5 Ghante Ki Mehmaan Hai

Pati- Koi Baat Nahi Doctor Sahaab..

..Jidhar 25 Saal Nikal Gaye Udhar 5 Ghante Aur Sahi
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The best prank call ever..
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Hello, dominos..??
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"yes sir,
how may I help u....??"
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"bhai Pizza Hut ka no. dena.!:P
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SIR PHOD DENE WALA PJ-

Agar tera pyar pana he,
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Agar tera pyar pana he,
to,

to

to

mera pyar pechkus h.:p
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Smile Wit Us.:-D
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