Apki Chahat Hi Kamyabi Hai Meri So Apko Kbhi Ruthne Nahi Denge.!!

Arz Kiya Hy

Kya Sunaye Daastan-E-Gum

Wah Wah

Kya Sunaye Daastan-E-Gum

Jabse Aap Mile,
Tab Se PareShan HaiN Hum
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GOLU Cigarette chupa kar: Batawo Mere Hath Me kya hai?

MOLU-Rail Gadi

GOLU-Tujhe kaise Pata chala?

MOLU-Maine Dhuwan Niklte DekhA Tha
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GOLU Apne Dost Se:
Tera Bhai AajKal Kya Kar Rha Hai?
MOLU:Ek Dukan Kholi Thi Par ab Jail Me Hai
GOLU:Wo Kyu?

MOLU:Dukan HATHODE Se Kholi Thi
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Durion ki na parvah kijiye,
Dil jab b pukare bula lijiye,
Hum dur nahi zayada apse
Bas ek bottle

MAZAA

Aur

5 Samose taaza

Mangwa lijiye..
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When a married man says-

'I'll think about it',

What he really means that,
He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet..
:-P
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Wo Ruth Kr Kehti Hai Hamse,

Tumhara Toh Milna Km Ho Gaya Hai..

Us Pagli Ko Koun Smjhaye,

Ki

PETROL Kitna Mehenga Ho Gya Hai..

Keep Joining me
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Kanjus 3yr Child ko Basket me chupa k Film dekhne le gye
Ticket Man: Isme kya h?
Kanjus: Lunch h
Ticket Man: Bach k Saab niche daal gir rhi h
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Tu Baar Baar Apni Wafao Ki Kahani Na Sunaya Kar

MERE D0ST

Ek t0 pehle hi itni tension he

Oper se tere Drame khatam nhi hote
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1Angrej Ne India Ka Masaledar Dinner Khaya
Agli Subah Toilet Se NiklteHi-Ab Samjha IndiansQ PaniSe Dhote H

Sala Tissue PaperTo AagPakad Lega
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Kehte Hai..
Waqt Se Pehle Aur

Kismat K Bina Kisiko Ku6

Nahi Milta..

Affsos.!!

Mere Pas Waqt Nahi,

Aur Ladkiyo K Pass Kismat

Nahi..
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Life Me Chahe Kitne Bhi Dukh Mile,
Gum Mile

Apne Aansu Bah Jane Dena
Unhe Rokna Mat

Kyuki
Ruke Hue Pani Me Maleria Wale Macchar Ande De Dete Hai
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Yaha..
Har Kisi Ki Zindgi Ka,
1 he Maqsad hai..

Doston !
.
.
.
.
Khud Bhale Aawara Ho..
Lekin
'Ladki'
Sharif Chahiye..
.
.
.
Jo kabhi milti Nahi.
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RAJINIKANTH was teaching his grandson how to use a toy gun in Chennai...
.
And lol
.
.
Bin Laden died by mistake in Pakistan...!!;-) :-p
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Devdas ki tarah jaan mat do yaro
Pyar ko lath maro
Meri baat mano,
Na chandramukhi na paro
Roz raat 1 kingfisher maro aur chain se zindagi gujaro.
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Golden words BY RATAN TATA :
"Tajurba Insan Ko Galat Faisle Se Bachata Hai . . .

Magar . . .

"Tajurba Galat Faisle Se Hi Hasil Hota hai" :-)

..
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Wo Chal Pade Honge Apne Ghar Se

Mehak Utha Gareeb-khana Is Khabar Se

Aur Kab Tak Intezar Kiya Jaye

Poochh Rahi He Nazre Har Nazar Se.!!
Prem
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Dekha Jab Se Tujhe Dil Nhi He Bas me
Ji Chahe Tod Du Duniya Ki Sari Rasme
Tera Hath Chahta Hu Sath Chahta Hu
Baho Me Rehna Din Raat Chahta Hu.!!
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Meri Sanso Se Tum Shikwa Karte Ho
Chup Chup Ke Chahat Ka Sauda Karte Ho
Tum Hi Socho ye Kaisi Majburi He
Mujh Me Rah Kar Mujhse Parda Karte Ho!
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Tum Door Ho Magar Ye Ehsas Hota Hai
Koi Hai Jo Har Pal Dil K Pas Hota Hai
Yaad To Sabki Aati Hai Magar
Tumhari Yaad Ka Andaz Kuch Khas Hota Hai..
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Har Geet Ke Piche Saaj Hota Hai
Har Baat Ke Piche Raaj Hota Hai
Badnami Se Mat Darna
Chamkte Chand Me Bhi Daag Hota Hai
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Ek-Ek Tara Jod Teri Tasvir Banai He
Koi Dekh NaLe Islye Dilme Chupai He
Dilse Tu Mere Nas-2 Me Smayi He
Islye Teri Tasvir Hmne Dilme Basai He
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Ye Wada Hai Tumse Humara

Tutega Na Ye Rishta Humara
Agar

Sanso ki Dor Tut Gayi
To Lenge Janam Dubara

Dene Ko Sirf Sath Tumhara!
Love u Jaan
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Sach Kehte He

Pyar & Zahar Me Koi Fark Nhi Hota

Zahar Pine Ke Baad Log Mar Jate Hai
Or Pyaar Karne Ke Baad Log Jee Nhi Pate.!!
=*=
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Aapki Yaad To Ek Anmol Phool Hai
Hum ApKo Bhul Jaye Ye Apki Bhool Hai

Koi Yaad Aapko Kre Ya Nhi,
Hum Apno Ko Nhi Bhulte ye Humara Asool Hai!!
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Us Sans Se Jab Mulaqat Ho Teri
Bata Dena Usko Halat Meri

Usko Ho na Ho Jarurat Meri
Par Meri Har Sans Ko Jarurat He Teri.!!
Miss u Jaan..
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Wo Ankhon Se Shararat Krte Hai
Apni Adaon Se Qayamat Krte Hai

Nigahe Unke Chehre Se Hatti Nhi
Fir Bhi Humari Nazron Se Shikayat Krte Hai..
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Ek Baat Muje Bhi Bata Do
Raasta Wo Muze Bhi Dikha Do
Apni Saari YaadoSe Chhutkara Dila Do
Tum Bhoole Ho Jaise Muze
Wo Tarika Muje Bhi Sikha Do.
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Jaan Se Pyare Ho Tum
Mere Hasrto Ki Manzil Ho Tum

Mere Dil Ki Har Khusi Ho Tum
Barso Tarsa Hu Jis Pyar Ko Me
Us Pyar Ka Armaan Ho Tum!
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Bhool Jaye Tumko Koi Irada Nhi He
Tere Siwa Kisi Or Se Wada Nhi He

Nikaal Dete Dil Se Shayad Tumko
Magar Is Nadaan DIL Me Darwaza Nhi He!
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Palke Jo Jhuke To Salam Ho Jaye
Sar Jo Jhuke To Adab Ho Jaye
Hum Aisi Nazar Kaha Se Laye
Jo Aapko Pata B Na Chale Aur Aapka DeeDar Ho Jaye
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Khushoo Ki Tarah Meri Har Saans Me Pyar Apna Basane Ka Wada Karo

Meri Tasalli Ki Khatir Hi Sahi
AeJAAN
Zara Mujko Apna Banane Ka Wada Kro.!!
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Yaadon Ke Bhanwar Me Ek Pal Humara Ho
Khilte Chaman Me Ek Gul Humara Ho..

Aur Jab Yaad Kare Aap Apno Ko
Toh Uss Yaad Me Ek Naam Humara Ho..!!
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Humsafar Toh Saath-Saath Chalte Hai
Raaste Toh Bewafa Badalte Hai

Unka Chehra Hai Jab Se Mere Dil Me
Jaane Kyon Log Mujh se Jalte Hai.!!
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Apne Armano Ko Jhukne Nhi Denge
Dil Ki Hasrat Ko Tutne Nahi Denge

Apki Chahat Hi Kamyabi Hai Meri
So Apko Kbhi Ruthne Nahi Denge.!!
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Usko Dil Ki Har Baat Sunana Chahu
Chhod Pau Use Na Apna Banana Chahu

Mujhe Yaad He Kuch Woh Hasi Lamhe
Bhul K B Jinko Na Me Bhulana Chahu..
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