Sonu waiting bus in UK along with 3 girls---sms

Pati- Ji Karta Hai, Teri Zulfo Me Kho Jau, Ankho Me Bas Jau, Baho Me Jhul Jau

Patni- Ae Ji, Dev Anand Hi Rahoge Ya Kabhi Imran Hashmi Bhi Banoge
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DARD NAAK KAHANI-

1 Ladke Ne Kaha, 'I Love U'

To Ladki Ne Ladke Ki Naak Pe Maara

Ladke Ki Naak Me Dard Hua

Is Tarah 'DARD NAAK' Kahani Khatam
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Santa Yar mai do mushkilon me Fas gya hu
Banta: Wo konsi?
S:Bv MAKE-UP kare to kharcha bardasht nhi hota.
aur na kare to biwi bardasht nhi hoti.:D
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Petrol K Rate Badhne Pr Santa Bola:"Menu Koi Farak Nhi Penda. Pehle Bi 1OO Ka Bharwata Tha Ab Bi 1OO Ka Bharwata hun.":D
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KisS2LipS is Rocking.-
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Sonu waiting bus in UK along with 3 girls
When bus arrived, conductr pick the girl & said:No more,
Sonu: SALIYA CHAR LIYE MERI WARI NO MORE.:-*
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