Ye hath me kya chappal Pakdi h?By GOD Kaise kaise Log h! Ye hi mobile hota he.

Ye exam,ye marks,ye %, sab bekar ki bate he
Sab moh maya hai
Aap khali hath aaye ho
khali hath jaoge
Is Sach ko apnao or Razaai odh k so jao
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Santa-Yaar, Bahut Raat Ho Gayi He

Aaj Raat Ko Yahi Ruk Ja Kal Subah Chale Jana

Banta-Thik He Yaar, Phir Mai Ghar Se Night Dress Le Aata Hu
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Girl1-Kal Us LadkeNe mera insult kia
Girl2-Kyo
G1-Usne pucha-Tume gana aata H?
G2-Isme kya hua
G1-Par usneYe sawal mera gana SunNe k bad pucha.
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Tum Jhakaas!
Tum Cute!
Tum Great!
Tum Famous!
Tum Cool!
Tum Intelligent!
Tum Star!
Tum Stylish!
Ban Sakte Ho.......

Agar Mujhe Follow Karo To.
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Golu-Can i go 2 toilet its emrgncy.. Plz
Techr-1st u say A 2 Z
Golu-ABCDEFGHIJKLMNQRSUVWXZ
TECHR-where's d P,O,T,Y.
Golu-its running down my leg..
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Patni- Shadi K Pehle Aap Roz Gift Dete The, Par Ab Nai Dete, Kyu

Pati- Tune Kabhi Kisi Machware Ko Machli Pakdne K Baad Use Dana Dalte Dekha Hai
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BF-Tum Ab Badal Gai Ho

GF-Kaise

B-Ab Me Tumhe KISS Krta Hu To Tum Ankhe Bandh Nai Krti

G-Pichli Baar Bandh Ki Thi To Purse Se 100/Rs Gayab The
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Breaking News-

Three Days Of Holiday Is Declared By Govt. For All Schools, Colleges & Offices On 29, 30, 31 Of This Month..

Enjoy Ur Holidays
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R u luking for answer?
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Ye hath me kya chappal Pakdi h?By GOD Kaise kaise Log h!
Ye hi mobile hota he.
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Wo Smje Ya Na Smje Jzbat Ko
Mujhe Manna Padega Unki Bat Ko
Hm Chle Jayenge Is Duniya Se
Mgar Aansu Bahaynge Wo Hr
Rat Ko.

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Mat puchna aisi koi baat
ki zindagi khud 1sawal ban ke reh jaye.
dard seene me itne b mat rakhna
ki khushi 1khayal banke reh jaye.
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SANTA :Phon pe itni dhimi aawaz me kis se baat kr raha he?

BANTA :Behen he
SANTA :To fir itni dhimi awaz me kyon??

BANTA :Teri he is liye.
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