Wo Janti Hai K Duniya K Kisi Kone Me Koi Gadha Unke Liye Engineer Ya Doctor Ban Raha---SMS

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In sab sawalo ka jawab plus k bajay - karne par 0 kyo aata hai?
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GOLU Bache Ki Report Lene Hospital Gya
Report Bohat Kharab Thi
GOLU Bache Se Bola "Oy School Te School

Tenu Ethey V Meri Izat Da Koi Kheyal Nai
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Santa: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai Shrbat Me Dala Phat Gya
Dudh Wale Ne Pocha Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha

Santa : LIMOO PANI Me..
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"AAJ KI DUA"
AAPKE LIYE
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Ay ALLAH
Mere Wo Tamam
Gunah Muaaf Farma Day..
Jiski Wajha Se Meri
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Shaadi Ruki hui hai

Aameen..
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A Boy is sitting in a Park behind a tree wid his GF.
Old man: Bete,kya ye hamari Sanskriti hai?
Boy: Nahi, ye bajuwale ghar ki Pallavi hai.
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Doctor ne khaasi k mariz ko dast lagne ki dawai de di
Compounder- Aapne usko dast ki dawai Q di
Doctor- Ab wo khaasne se pehle 100 baar sochega
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weddings vil luk lik dis-
Priest:Do u agree 2 chnge ur fb relationship 4m single 2 maried?
Guy:Yes
Gal:Yes
Priest:U r nw married! U may lik d post
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Girl-Mujhe Kyun Dekh Rahe Ho?
Tumhari Koi Behen Nhi He Kya?

Boy-He EsLiye To Dekh Raha Hu

Girl-Kyun?

Boy-Merh Behen Ko
BHABHI
Chahiye.
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Police Officer: Tumne Chor Ko Pakda Kyo Nahi?
Sipahi: Kya Karta Sahab, Chor Jis Ghar Me Chipa Tha Wahan Likha Tha Andar Aana Mana Hai.
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Premika Pyar Ke Mare Ko Atmhatya Se Rokne Ka Tarika Hai Shadi.
Premi Aur Shadi Se Bachne Ka Sirf Ek Hi Tarika Hai Atmhatya.
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Who is the Most Hardworking Guy in MTV Roadies except Raghu, Rajeev & Rannvijay..?

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The One who operates the BEEP **** Button.. ;)
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Dr- Apke 3 Daant Kaise Tute

Aadmi- Patni Ne Kadak Halwa Banaya Tha, Wo Khaya Ke

D- To Halwa Khane Se Mana Kr Dete

A- Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jaate
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Sonu Ne Raat Ko Uth K Maachis Jalai Aur Fir So Gaya

Monu- Abe, Kya Dekh Raha Tha

Sonu- Yaar, Dekh Raha Tha Ki Tune BULB Bandh Kiya Hai Ya Nahi
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Khoobsurat Ladkia Zyada Padhai Kyu Nahi Karti

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Coz

Wo Janti Hai K Duniya K Kisi Kone Me Koi Gadha Unke Liye Engineer Ya Doctor Ban Raha Hoga
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Patni- Jaanu, Aaj Apne Bahut Dino Baad Meri Photo Kheenchi Hai

Pati- Kya Karu..

..Aaj Mere Sar Pe Wild-Life Photography Ka Bhoot Sawaar Hua Hai
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Subah Sham Thari Ghani Yad Aave H

Sari Raat Mane Jagave H

Krne Ko To Kr Lu Call Tanne

Pr Customr Care Ki Va Lugai Bar Bar

Balance Low Batave H
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