Rajnikanth's dog's house has a signboard on it, saying..--SMS

Bv-Maine ap k B'day pr itni Mehngi Chiz kharidi h k ap dekhteHi khush ho jaoge
Pati-Shukra h Tuje mera khyal to aya Dikhao
Bv-Abi pehan k ati hu
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Teachar-Golu,Batao Kin Do Cheezon Se Aag Paida Hoti Hai..

GOLU-
Madam,Ram Gopal Varma Or Unke Cemre Se
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GF- Wher's my b'day gift
BF-U see dat red hot Ferrari on d other side of d road
GF (excitingly)-Yes
BF-Same colour ki nailpolish li H tere liye
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Cant beat this one-
Rajnikanth's dog's house has a signboard on it, saying..
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Maalik Se Sawdhan. :-P
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A Cute Proposal:- Boy-I Luv U
Girl-hattt
Boy-I'l Die 4U
Girl-hattt
Boy-I Cant Live Without U
Girl-hattt
Boy-I'l Marry U
Girl-Really!
Boy-hattt:-P
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There is a saying:
If u want to be great,You must walk with great people.Seriously

I have no objection

u can walk with me..
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