Sonu Monu Se Kisi Ko Milate Huye- Ye Mera Dur Ka Bhai Hai..---sms

Teachar-Pathancoat kaha hai
GOLU-Madam,Patan ka coat Almari me hoga
Qki usko kabhi pehnte nai dekha to Almari me hi hoga na
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Pati- Doctor Ne Bola Koi Bimari Nahi Hai, Phir Bhi Udas Kyu Ho ?
Patni- Soch Rahi Hu Fees Ke 150 Rupaye Bekar Hi Chale Gaye
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Santa-Yaar bade Ghabraye huye ho
Banta-Mera purce Ghar pe reh gaya
Santa-Par tera naukar to imandar hai
Banta-yar,wo purce meri biwi ko de denga
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Bv-Maine ap k B'day pr itni Mehngi Chiz kharidi h k ap dekhteHi khush ho jaoge
Pati-Shukra h Tuje mera khyal to aya Dikhao
Bv-Abi pehan k ati hu.
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U need 3 things in ur life:
Love-To mke u weak ...
Alcohol- To make u feel strong ...
Friends- To pick u up whn both of d above make u hit d floor
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"New Economic Analysis:
Its Better To Have A Long Distance
Relationship Because STD Rates Are Much Lower Than Fuel Rates..
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Sonu Monu Se Kisi Ko Milate Huye- Ye Mera Dur Ka Bhai Hai..

Monu- Dur Ka, Me Samjha Nahi

Sonu- Yaar, Ish Ke Aur Mere Darmiya 13 Behene Hai
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