Jo Kehte H Jaanu,Wahi Ban'te H Bachcho K MAMU---sms

Marij to Doctor- Meri Beti Ko Aaj Kal Thik Se Sunai Nahi Deta Hai
Doctor-Are,Kal Se bukar Hy To Kal Hi Aana Chaiye Tha
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Lady-Bahut MacharHo Gye H Unke Katne Se Bache Pareshan H Koi Dawai Do
DukanWale ne Oil Ki Botal Dekr Kaha -Ise Laga Dena
L-Bacho Ko Ya Macharo Ko
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If u break our frndship:
I'll hang myself with noodles,
Cut my hand with a rubber knife, Blast my head with water pistol,

Stop smiling 'm serious
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Jo Dete H Ladki Ko Tohfe,Wo Lgate H Unki Shadi Me Sofe

Jo Jate H Unke Piche,Wo Aate H Caro K Niche

Jo Kehte H Jaanu,Wahi Ban'te H Bachcho K MAMU
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2day is WIFE DAY!
Always Luv Wife.
No life without wife.
Remain loyal & faithful to wife.
Keep wife hapy & satisfied.

Never mind:
WHOSE WIFE.:-)
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