Go to: Account- Account Setting- De-Activate Your Account And Start Working...!!--sms

Teachar-Ganga Ka Pani Kaha Girta Hy
GOLU-Hamare Ghar Me Qki Hamari Padosan Ganga Aunty Ke Ghar Ki Chaat ka Pura Pani Hamare Ghar me Girta Hy
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Zindgi me jo cheez asani se mile
Dhokha

Jo mushkil se mile
PYAAR

or jo Bade Nasib walo ko hi mile

Ab ham apni Tareef kaise kare yaar...
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Girfriend-Agar Tumne mujhe phone nai kiya to mai Roti nai Khaugi
Boyfriend-Sach,Jaan
Girlfriend-Mai Sirf Ice-cream,Burgar Khakar Gujara Kar Lungi
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GOLU BANK me aake so gya

Puchho Q.?

Qki..
.
.
Usne Board par advertise padhi, ki..

Yaha SONE par LOAN milta Hai
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Techr:How Many Months R
There In A Year
Kid:12
T:Wow..How
Do U Know
kid:12 Mahine Me
12 Tarike Se TujKo
Pyar JatauGa Re
DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA
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When We Tell Our Parents
We Have Nothing To Do.
Expectation:

Oh Here's Money, Go To The Mall
With Your Friends.
Reality:

Then Clean The House
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Grmi Se Bchne K Liye
Enter Pasword

* * * * *O
* * * *LO
* * *ALO
* *HALO
*AHALO

NAHALO
Code Accepted welcome to bathroom
Pani Tayar Hai.
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Wanna make money through Facebook...??
Go to: Account- account settings- De-activate your Account and Start Working...!! Lolz :-P
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Height of being
Hygienic:
An Computer student
washing his hands
with Dettol after
removing a Virus
from his System..;-):-D
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Kissing is the best practice 4 lips,
it keeps the lips
wet,
soft,
flexible
and
reddish pink,

so always keep kissing to Swt children Only.
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Ladki- Mujhe Aisa Pati Chahiye Jo Achi Baate Kare, HasiMazak Kare Aur Raat Ko Muje Gaane Sunaye

Ladka- Pati Ka Khwab Mat Dekh, Ek FM Radio Le Le
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Tchr-AKBAR Koun Tha
Studnt-Pata Nahi

T-Padhai Pe Dhyan De To Pata Chale

S-Sir, AMIT Koun Hai
T-Pata Nahi

S-Apni Beti Pe Dhyan Do To Pata Chale
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Patni- Jab Aap Chashma Utaarte Ho, Bahut Handsome Dikhte Ho

Pati- Same Here, Jab Mai Chashma Utaarta Hu, Tum Bhi Bahut Khubsurat Dikhti Ho
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SIR PHOD DENE WALA PJ-

Agar tera pyar pana he,
.
.
.

.
Agar tera pyar pana he,
to,

to

to

mera pyar pechkus h.:p
-
Smile Wit Us.:-D
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Height of Emotional Atyachaar-

GF-Me Ro Ro K Tere Liye Jaan De Dungi

BF-Ok, Ro Le Jitna Rona Hai Par 1 Bucket Bhar K Rona
Mujhe Nahana Hai..!:p
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Wanna Make Money Through Facebook..??
Go to: Account- Account Setting- De-Activate Your Account And Start Working...!!
Lolz :p
-
Keep Joining Me.
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