Jal Chuke KhwaB To Wo Aag Bujhane Aye, 1 Naye Dhang Se Wo Hame Satane Aye--SMS

GF-B'day Gift Kaha Hy
BF-Sadak Ke Dusre kinare khadi ferari dekh Rahi Ho
GF-Ha.
BF-Maine tumhare liye thik usi colour ki Nail Polish Karidi Hai
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Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me Q rakha jata hai

Socho

socho

nai pata

Taki kisi ke muh se ye na nikal jaye ki

Abe Ye To Meri Wali Thi
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Totky
1-agr apko kutta kat le to ap use kat le,Hisab barabar
2-Dudh phut jay to sfaed dhage se Sil le,Ksi ko pata nahi chalega
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12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia

Ladki Ne KISS Dia

Wo Ghabra K Bhaga

Ladki Ne Pucha- Kya Hua

Ladka- Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu.
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Thought For The Generation:

"If exposure of Body is Modernisation...,

Then Animals are more Modern than Humans....!!!" :D ;)
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Santa:I am a proud father.
My son is in medical college.

Banta: What is he studying?

Santa: He is not studying, they R studying him.
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Is Duniya Mai Sirf 2 Type K Log Muqaddar Wale Hote Hai

Ek Wo, Jin Ko Saccha Pyar Milta Hai

Aur

Dusre Wo,

Jin Ka KHARBOOJA Meetha Nikalta Hai
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Mam-How Many Months r There In a Year

Kid-12

T-Wow..How Do U Know

K-12 Mahine Me 12 Tarike Se Tuj Ko Pyar Jatauga Re
DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA
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SHRABI Dost Se: Myne Aqbaar Me Padha He K Sharab Pina Health K liye Nuqsan He?
Isliye Myne Chod Diya He?
D: Kya Chod Diya He?
S: Aqbaar padhna.:D
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Jailer-Suna h tum kavi ho
To kuch sunao yaar,
Qaidi-"Gum-e-Ulfat me jo zindgi kati h Hmari,
JisDin zamanat hui to samjhLo zindgi khatm Tumhari.:-D
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Chahat Ki Akhiri Had Tak*
Dil Ki Poori Gehrai Se*
Saara Jeevan Chahen Usko*
Aur Use Maloom Na Ho*
Aksar Yun Bhi Hota Hai..*
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bana gulab to kante chubha gya 1 shaks
hua chrag to ghar hi jala gya 1 shaks
tamam rang mere or sare khwab mere
fasana kah k fsana bna gya 1 shaks
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Jal Chuke KhwaB To Wo Aag Bujhane Aye,
1 Naye Dhang Se Wo Hame Satane Aye
Mom K Pul Se Guzar Kar Jana Tha Hume
Or Wo Shama Bankar Sath Nibhane Aye
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