FATHER: Tumari Mummy Ne Mera Dil Tod Diya Islye Me Sharab Pee Rha Hu

Painfull line by a grl aftr breakup...

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Ab mera kharcha kaun uthayega?? :-
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Kya zamana aa gaya
ab Boy Hi nahi Girl b kehney lagi he

Darling aankho se aankhe chaar karne do
Roko na roko na mujhko pyaar karne do
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I Wish Ke Aapko Is Saal Mile..

Khushiyan,
Kamyabi,
Dolat,
Sohrat,
Rehmat,
Barkat
Or

Meri Shadi Ka Card.. ;->)
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Rainbow Me Ek Colour Hota Hai Violet..

Wah.. Wah..

Rainbow Me Ek Colour Hota Hai Violet..

Student Says- 'Plz Mam, May I Go To Toilet'
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Jo dil me he
Use jatate rehna

Jise chahte ho Use batate rehna

Nai to

Nai to kya.

Uski shaadi me 'MANDAP' aur 'KURSI' Sajaate rehna..:P:D
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CHIPKALI Ko

Ubal K

Dhup Me Sukha K

Chips Jaisa Crunchi Hone K Baad

Tomato Ketchup Upar Dal K

Khaya Jaye To

ULTI Aa Jati Hai.. Eeww Thuu
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Santa was smoking in front of his father

Santa's friends-Oye papa k samnay smoking kr rha
hai

Santa:Baapu hi hai
Koi petrol pump tohri h.
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GOD apko 14feb Ko dher sari gf de
Jo MAYAWATI jaisi sundar
JAYLALITA jaisi slim
MAMTA BANERJI jaisi shaant
Aur
PRATIBHA PATIL jaisi jawan ho
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Masoom Mohabbat Ka,Bus Itna Fasana Hai.

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Wife Ghar Se Nikalne Nahi Deti

Or

Mujhe Valentin's Day Ko Date Pe Jana Hai.
LUV U...
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Alphabet 'O' stands for 'opportunity' whch is absent in yesterday
available once in t'o'day & thrice in t'o'm'o'rr'o'w.
So never lose hope
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Judge-Tumse Kya Galti Hui K Tum Yaha Ho

Santa-Bank Luta Aur Paise vhi Ginne Lga

J-Q

S-Waha Likha Tha
COUNTER CHORNE SE PEHLE PAISE GIN LE
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MASTER:Kanjoos bole to kon
STUDENT:Hm chahe jitne b 'sms' karen uska 'reply' jo na kre Vo

MASTER:Uski ek example do

STUDENT:Aapki Beti
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FATHER: Tumari Mummy Ne Mera Dil Tod Diya Islye Me Sharab Pee Rha Hu
SON(U: MUMMY NE Mera Scale B Tod Diya
Mere Liye B Ek PEG Bnao Papa.
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Jo dil me hai use jatate rehana,jise chahte ho use batate rehna.

Nahi to,

KYA?

uski sadi me "TEANT" AUR
"KURSIYEA" sajate rahena
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bf-i can do anythng 4u.
gf-wil u die 4 me?
bf-yes
gf-wil u delete ur facebook ac 4 me?
bf-ja bahen. ghar ja. tere papa parehan ho rahe honge
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