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Chaman se 1 bichdA Hua Gulaab Hu
Main khud Apni Tabaahi ka jawab Hu
Yu Nigaahe na ferO Mujse

Nalaayko.Main Tumhari Hi sangat me Barbaad hu
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Ap Logo Se Munni Ka Sawal Jo Munni Tarap K Ap Se Pochti He?
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Kameeno

Ma Ka Laadla Bhe To Bigra Tha.
Merey Hi Phechey Kun Parey Ho?:
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GOLU 2 MOLU:
"Yaara..!! Aaj Humne Bohat Bara Larai Dekha-"

MOLU:
Woh Kese??

GOLU:
Aasman Or Zameen K Bich

2 Machhar Lar Rhe The
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Tchr 2 a 1st standard gal wat is ur name?
Gal:wats my name?. . wats my name?. . wats my name.?
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My name is SHEELA
Sheela ki jawani.
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What is "ISHQ"????

The answer is

"Pepsi"

P=Pyar
E=Ehsaas
P=Pagalpan
S=Sabar
I=Imtihan

Waoo !

Itna sab kuch sirf 15 Rupay mein
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Ladkiyo se Pyaar mat karna
Qki
Ye aati hai HEER ki trah
Lagti hai KHEER ki trah
Chubhti hai TEER ki trah
Aur
Bheek mangwati hai FAKIR ki trah..
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Dil Ko Sab Se Jyada Dukh Kab Hota Hai.?

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Har Pal

Har Waqt

Har Din

Har Lamha

Har Aahat

Har Ehsas

Aur

Dil Ki Har Dhadkan

Keh Rahi Hai

'Baap Re Baap Kya THAND Hai'
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Dil Me Aap Ho or Koi Khas Kese Hoga
Yaao Me Apke Siwa Koi Pas Kese Hoga
Hichkiya Khti Hai Aap Yad Krte Ho
Par Bologe Nhi To Ehsas Kese Hoga.
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Jidhar Dekho Ishq K Bimar Bethe Hai
Hazaro Mar Gye Lakho Teyar Bethe Hai
Barbad Hote Hai Ladkiyo K Piche Or Kehte Hai
Hum Berojgar Bethe Hai
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Kanto Bhari Raah Me Kaun Saath Deta Hai?

Mom/Dad?-No

Husband/Wife?-No

Friends?-No

Love?-Never


Only Ur Chappals!

Utha Kar Chum Lo Yaar
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Auto Me Couple Romance Kr Rhe The
Driver Dekh Rha Tha
Aage Jake Auto Bus se Takra Gaya
Drivr Ne Sar Patk K Kaha- Ab Smjha TITANIK Q DUBA THA
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Kaash!
Mere Pyar Ka Anth Kuch is Kadar Ho
Ki Meri Kabar Pe Bana Unka Ghar Ho
Wo Jab Jab Soye Jameen Pe Mere Seene Se Laga Unka Sar Ho.
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Wafa Na Kar Pau To Naraz Mat Hona
Dilse Utar Jau To Naraz Mat Hona
Pyar Mera Saccha Hai 1Din Dikhungi
Maut Mohlat Na De To Naraz Mat Hona
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Bheegte Rahe Barishon Me Aksar
Kabhi Mangi Kisise Panah Nahi
Hasrate Puri Na Ho To Na Sahi
Khwab Dekhna To Koi Gunah Nahi.
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