Kal na Hum honge na Humse koi gila hoga Sirf simti hui yadon ka silsila hoga Jo lamhe h

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SHARM KARO !!
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1 Msg To Send Kar Diya Karo Sare Din Me
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1st Saheli-Tumne Ab Tak Shaadi Kyu Nai Ki
2nd-Shaadi To Karna Chahti hu But Manpasnd Pati Nai Mila
1st-Mai Shadi Suda hu Or mera b yahi prblm he
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Chikku: Hamare Desh Ki Ausat Mrityu Dar Kya Hai?
Mikku: Shatpratishat.
Chikku: Kaise?
Mikku: Jo Paida Hota Hai, Wo Mar Hi Jata Hai
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God Created Sun & Named Sunlight,
God Created Moon & Named Moonlight,
finally God Created u & Named

Tubelight-
Wow!God is really great.
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Latest PJ of d season-
What do u call a husband who returns home ??
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'"PATI 'ALA' HOUSE
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1 Sharabi Let K Gane Ga Raha Tha

4-5 Gane Ga Kar Wo Ulta Let K Gane Lga

Sonu-Abe, Ulta Let K Q Gane Lga

Shrabi-Pehle A Side Thi, Ab B Side Hai
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Sonu-Me Yaha Nai Rahunga, Mera Paisa Wapas Do..

..Itna Chota Kamra, Kya Tum Mujhe Janwar Samjhte Ho

Manager-Sir Room Me To Chaliye, Ye Lift Hai
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Teacher- Whats D Half Of 8 (Eight)

Student- Sir, Horizontally Adha Karo To '0' Aur Vertically Adha Karo To '3'
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Teacher Shocks, Student Rocks
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Wo ruthe humse hum manane chale
Manana nahi aata ye bhul hi gaye
Manana humne kabhi sikha hi nahi
Kya kare humse yu 1le koi rutha hi nahi
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MachharSe pareshan Santa ne light off kar di-Ab ye muze dekh nhi skega
Tabhi 1 Jugnu chamka
Snta-Ye chirkut to muze tourch leke dhundh rha h
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Thame Rakhna Hath Hamara Aise Hi

Dete Rehna Sath Zndgi Bhar Aise Hi

Yu To Milege Tume ChahneWaLe Bahut

Magar Milega Nahi Hamare Jaisi Koi
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?DUA?
PATHAR JAISA KISIKA DIL NA HO

Bikhre hue sapne kisike taqdir me Na Ho

KOI KISI KO CHAHE TO WO USI KA HO

Warna Kisiko Mohbat Na Ho
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Dillagi Abhi Na Kro Dard Hi Paoge
Bit Gya Waqt To Yad Krke Rote Hi Jaoge
Krni Hi Hai To Padhayi Kro
Exam Me Kya Mere sms Likhkar Aaoge...:-P
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ZiNdgi SuNdr He Muje JiNa Nhi Aata
Hr Chiz Me Nsha He Pr Muje PiNa Nhi Aata
Me Sab k BiNa Ji Skta Hu Sirf meri JAAN tere BiNa JiNa Nhi Aata.
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AapSe Milne Ki ChaahaT Humesha Rahegi
Aapko Bhoolkar Ye ZinDgi N Rahegi
AapSe Hamara Pyar Tab Tak RaheGa
Jab Tak Ye DuniYa SalamaT Rahegi
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Bina dard ke aansu bahaye nahi jate, bina pyar ke rishte nibhaye nahi jate, ae-dost ek baat yaad rakhna, bina dil diye dil paye nahi jate...
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Mohbat ka aisa fasana nikla
Unko bhi mujh pe hasne ka bahana nikla
Jeete ji is shaher me kadr na thi
Marne k baad aashiq sara zmana nikla
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Risk is My Life
impossible is My Love
Possible is My Aim
Dangerous is my Game
Hey Girls Don't Play with My Heart
Bcoz MINTU is My Name....!
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isko hmne chaha mhbat ki hade todkr
Aj usne dkha nhi nigaah modkr
Ye jankar bahut dukh hua mujhe ki
Wo khud b tnha ho gye muje tanha chodkr
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Beta-Papa Meri Teacher Kitni Pyari H Na
Baap-Beta Teacher MAA Ke Barabar Hoti
Hai
Beta-Aap To Hamesha Apni Hi Setting Ke Chakkar Me Rehna
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Apna banakar bhula raha hai koi khwab dikhakar sula raha hai koi mar jayenge bin unke ham ye jante hue v dur ja raha hai koi
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ek ladka apni sadi ke liye ladki dekne gaya ladki ke khubsurti se impres ho gaya aur bola kash ye ladki meri ma hoti to mai itna khubsurat hota
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Hasrat h sirf unhe paane ki Or koi khwaish nahi is diwane ki Shikwa mujhe unse nahi khuda se h Kya zarurat thi unhe itna pyara banaane ki
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Ab unki chahat me ye naubat agayi thandi hawa bhi hume jala gayi kehti hai aap yahan taraste hi reh gaye mein tumhare sanam ko chu kar bi agayi
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Log kehte hai ki unka sath chhod do Unke paas burayi hi burayi hai Par wo log nadaan hai jo ye nahi jante Ki pyar krke chhod dena konsi achchhayi hai
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Mat raho dur apno se Itna ki waqt k faisle pr afsos ho jaye Kal najane kese ho mulaqat hmari Aap roye lipatkr humse aur hum khamosh ho jaye
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Sunehri dhoop barsaat ke baad Thori si hansi her baat ke baad Jaisay aati hay subha her raat ke baad Hum aap ko yaad kertay hain her sans ke baad
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Kal na Hum honge na Humse koi gila hoga Sirf simti hui yadon ka silsila hoga Jo lamhe h chalo haskar bita le Jane kal zindagi ka kya faisla hoga
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