Mulayam singh ek gao me vote mangne gye or 1 budhiya se bole- sms

Ksi Ko Chahne Ka Koi Bahana Ni
Hota
Dil Lagane S Koi Diwana Ni Hta
asiqi Sikni H To Sikho Hmse
Hme Pata H Mohbat Ka Mtlb Sirf
Pana Ni Hota.
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Wo ruthe humse hum manane chale
Manana nahi aata ye bhul hi gaye
Manana humne kabhi sikha hi nahi
Kya kare humse yu 1le koi rutha hi nahi
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Jung me SANTA ne bullet proof jacket ki jagah machardani pehni.?
BANTA-Aisa q?
SANTA-Jisme machar nahi ghus sakta usme goli kaise ghusegi.
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Make a Mind which never minds..
Make a Heart which never hurts..
Make a Touch which never pains..
&..
Make a 'RELATION' which never Ends
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2 Dost Salo Baad Mile

Pata Chala Dono Ki Shadi Ho Gai Hai

Sonu-Kaisi Hai Teri Biwi

Monu-Swarg Ki Apsra Hai Aur Teri

Sonu-Meri To Abhi Jinda H
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Usne Pal Bhar k Liye B Meri Masomiat Na Dekhi
Bike Roki Mobile Chena Or Ye Ja Wo Ja

Oye Sim To De Ja 'MUNNI or SHELA Ka Number Hai Us Me
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Mulayam singh ek gao me vote mangne gye or 1 budhiya se bole-
mata g cycle ka dhayan rkhna
budhiya-Me to tatti ja rahi hu
tu cycle me tala lga de
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Advice Shayri-

Arz Karta Hu..

Tum Log Aapas Me Mat Lado

Wah Wah

Tum Log Aapas Me Mat Lado

Vicks Ki Goli Lo
Khitch Khitch Dur Karo
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Ek Ladki Ko Maine Bola-
'GUD MORNING'

EK Ladki Ko Maine Bola-
'GUD MORNING'

AUR

Ladki K Baap Ne Mujh Se Bola-
'Oye, This Is Last WARNING'.
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MAINE APNE DILSE PUCHA PYAR OR DOSTI ME KYA FARK H?


AAWAJ AAYI..

"MERA KAAM BLOOD SUPPLY KRNA H, YE CHICHORI BATE MUJSE MAT KIYA KAR"
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1 Gav me kisi Buzurg k Mar jane se Schol me Chutti ho Gyi
Schol se ate wqt 2 Bacho ne 2 Buzurg ko dekha to Ek bola-Dekh Do aur Chuti aa rahi hai.
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