Santa- Doctor saab 1 pareshani hain ki main jab bhi nahata hoon geela ho jata hu!

Pars chori hone k bad Girl k reactions

Gareeb Girl:Mery paise

Ameer Girl:Mera credit card

Khubsurat Girl:Shit us me ^SOHAIL^ ki Picture thi
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Santa- Doctor saab 1 pareshani hain ki main jab bhi nahata hoon geela ho jata hu!
Doctor -kal se nahate samay nal band kar liya karo
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Sochta Hu Kanjoson Ka Ek Department Banau
Chairman Ki Kursi Par Aap K0 Bithau
Duniya Se Aap K0 Chanda Dilwau
Ta K Aap Se Kuch Msgz To Le Pau
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Interviewer-To bataiye PANI k bina Insan kaise Marega?
Santa-PANI nhi hoga to insan tair nhi payega.Tair nhi payega to doob jayega aur mar jayega
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Bv:- Samne wale ghar me Miya Bv k bich kuch fite chal rahi he
Aap ek baar jaiye na..
Pati:-Main ek do baar gya tha..Shayad ye usi ka natija hai
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Sonu Raat Ko Daru Pi K Late Ghar Gya

Subah Dosto Ne Pucha-Biwi Ne Kuch Kaha Kya

Sonu-Kuch Khas Nai, Ye Do Daant To Mai Waise B Nikalne Wala Tha
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Jab Se Tumhe Dekha Hai

Mera

Raat Ko

Din Ko

Subha Ko

Sham Ko

Khate Waqt

Peete Waqt

Sote Waqt

Jagte Waqt

Hans Hans Ke Bura Haal Hai
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Wo ruthe humse hum manane chale
Manana nahi aata ye bhul hi gaye
Manana humne kabhi sikha hi nahi
Kya kare humse yu 1le koi rutha hi nahi
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Jung me SANTA ne bullet proof jacket ki jagah machardani pehni.?
BANTA-Aisa q?
SANTA-Jisme machar nahi ghus sakta usme goli kaise ghusegi.
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Make a Mind which never minds..
Make a Heart which never hurts..
Make a Touch which never pains..
&..
Make a 'RELATION' which never Ends
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Pyar or dosti me itna fark paya
Pyar ne sahara diya to Dost ne 7th nibhaya
Kis riste ko gehra kahu
1ne di zindgi to 2re ne jina sikhaya..
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