When there is a long gap between Engagement & Marriage--sms

Abe O pagal, 1 Zabardast Sher Sun

Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu

Kya Frmaya?

Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu

Or

Bandron Ki Race Me "Jeeta" Bi Tu
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GOLU Bank Lutne Gya Or gun dikha k Pesa olot liya
Pr us k hath kch nai aya
Q
Qk sare pese usne manager ko diye Or kaha:Mere acount me jama kr do
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Poetry Of The Nite
Tera ... Hone Laga Hu

Khooo Ne Laga Hoon

Baqi Kal Sunaoun Ga

.

Ab Me Soney Laga Hu

Gud Nite.
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A Boy Went To Doctor Wid Infection on His face.

After Checking,

Doctor Said:
"Grlfrnd Ko Bolo Lipstick Ka Brand Badle, Tumhe Lakme Se Alergy Hai
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I.Q.Test:
Char zero ek saat likho
Likha?
kaise?
0000 aise likha?
Fail..

Correct Ans "4017"
Ghar walo ne kitni umido se padhaya, sab pani me..
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Great Words by a bankrupt lover:

"Nothing in this world is more Expensive than having a girlfriend who is totally free on weekends...."
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Aj K College Studnt K Mobile Me Templates Aise Hai

1.Abe Call Kr
2.Cigrate Lete Hue Aana
3.Teri Bhabhi K Sath Hu
4.Yar Kisi Ladki Ka No. To Dena
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Top 7 Countrys Using most Phones
1. CHINA
2. INDIA
3. US
4. RUSSIA
5. BRAZIL
6. INDONESIA
7. JAPAN
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DO U KNOW?
Dr.Bheemraw Ambedkar ko Hmare SAVIDHAAN ka JANAK Kaha Jata He.Hamare Savidhan Ko Banne me 2 Saal 11 Mahine or 18 Din Laga Tha
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is The Old Name Of River Banas.?

Ans: Parnasha
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Where Was The First Revolving Restaurant Made in Asia.?

=>Surat
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Do u Know..?

When Was The Historic Town At Lothal Destroyed By Floods.?

Ans: 1900 Bc
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When Did Amul Dairy Started..?

Ans: In 1946
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When there is a long gap between Engagement & Marriage
who is benefite more Boy or Girl?



Boy
No





Girl
No











"Mobile Company"
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Dekho subah se raat aa gayi,
Tanhai me rahne ki baat aa gayi,
Hum yuhi baithe the sitaro ki,
panah me
Chand ko dekha to apki yaad aa gayi.
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Wo Khud Nhi Janti Wo Kitni Pyari He

Jaan H Hamari Hume JaanSe PyariH

Duriyo K HoneSe Kya Fark Padta He

Wo Kal B Humari Thi Aaj B HumariHe
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Aeena Dekhoge Toh Meri Yaad Aayegi
Saath Gujari Mulakat Yaad Aayegi,
Pal Bhar Ke Liye Waqt Thahar Jayega
Jab Aapko Meri Baat Yaad Aayengi.
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Tera Pyar Teri Wafa Hi Kafi Hai
Tamaam Umar Yeh Aasra Hi Kafi Hai
Jahan Milo Milkar Muskra Dena
Mere Jeene Ke Liye Yeh Silsila Hi Kafi Hai.
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