It works for 24hrs 365dys continuosly 4m d tim of birth.---SMS

GOLU-Yaar,Meri Ghadi(Watch) Kho Gayi

MOLU-Chalti Thi Kya..?

GOLU-Ha..Yaar Chalti Thi

MOLU-Tab to jarur chalkar kahi Gayi Hogi
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Ek Raati Light Chali Gyi
Pati Ne kaha-Kam se kam Fan to chala do

Patni-Kar di na murkho wali baat Agar Fan chalaugi to Mombatti nai bhuj jayegi
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Tachr:Sabse bada pagal koun he?

Santa ka beta utha.

T:Shabash bete batao.

Beta:Jaan se maar dunga agar kisine mere papa ka naam liya to.
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Police: Park me Aise Q Baite ho?
Chikku: Hum dono Shadi-shuda hai.
Police: To Ghar me baitho
Chikku: Iska Pati aur meri Biwi
nahi Manenge..
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D most embarrassing movment-
" when one of ur female frnds calls u in d morning & ur mother picks up d call & say :-"beta, eto sandas gayo che" :P
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Brain is d mst outstanding organ.
It works for 24hrs 365dys continuosly 4m d tim of birth.
Bt stops only wen we enter d exam hall.
Dhokebaaz..!
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Mana K Sara Jahan Aap Ke Saath Hoga

Khushi Ka Har Lamha Aap K Pass Hoga

Jab Khatam Hogi Ye SMS Service

Us Din Aap Ko Humari Kami Ka Ahsas Hoga
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Police- Car Gas Par Hai
Santa- Nahi Sir

P- Petrol Par
S- Nahi Sir

P- Diesel Par
S- Nahi Sir

P- Phir Kis Par Hai

S- Installment Par Hai Sirji
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Once There Was a Fight Between Me & The Tiger..

.

I Ran Away..

.

Why

?

To Save The Tiger..

Coz, Only 1411 r Left..

Otherwise, U Know Me..
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Maa- Beta, Kya Kar Rahe Ho..
Beta- Padh Raha Hu..
Maa- Excellent..
Kya Padh Rahe Ho..
Beta- Aapki Hone Wali BAHU Ke Messages..!
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Raat Ki Chandni Ne Deedar Na Kiya,
Mere Dil Par Kisi Ne Aitbar Na Kiya..
Humein Bhi Unse Muhobbat Huee,
Jinhone Humse Kabhi Pyar Na Kiya.
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Ajnabi Log Bhi Dene Lage Ilzam Mujhe
Kahan Le Jayegi Yeh Pehchan Mujhe
Bhulna Chahu Toh Bhulu Kaise
Log Le-Le Ke Bulate Hai Tera Naam Mujhe.
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Rahe Salaamat Duniya Unki Jo Mere Liye Dua Karte Hai
Khuda Unhen Zindagi Bhar Khushiyan De
Jo Hume Yaad Karne Me Ek Pal Barbaad Karte Hai.
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Ek Tasveer Jo Khawabon Me Aa Jaati Hai
Aur Soye Hue Jazbaat Jaga Jaati Hai..
Aaj Bhi Unki Yaaden Akele Me
Muskaan Ban Kar Khil Jaati Hai.
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Mujhe Uske Pehlu Me Aashiyana Na Mila
Uski Zulfon Ki Chhao Me Thikana Na Mila
Keh Diya Usne Be-wafa Mujhko
Jab Jaane Ka Koi Bahaana Na Mila.
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Bete ne Pita
ko Hostel se
Telegram likha:

No Money,

No Fun,

Your Son..

Pita ne Jawaab me Telegram likha:

So Sad

Very Bad

Your Dad
:-)
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