Bachcho Ne Padhna Chor Diya.. ACP Tha Toilet Me Aur Daya Ne Darwaza Tod Diya----SMS

Height of behaving cool
Professor to student:
Nalayak, class me baate Q kar raha hy
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Student: Sir, mere messages free nhi hy esliye
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Police- Car Gas Par Hai
Santa- Nahi Sir

P- Petrol Par
S- Nahi Sir

P- Diesel Par
S- Nahi Sir

Police- Phir Kis Par Hai

Snta- Installment Par Hy
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1st ladies- Bartan Dhone Ke Liye Kya Istemal Karti Ho?

2nd ladies- Bahut Si Chize Istemal Kar Chuki, Lekin Pati Se Achchha Koi Nahi
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tute Dil ka Murabba bana gayi
Ghar ko mere Kachre ka dabba bana Gayi
3 Mahine hue shadi k,
Jane kis hisab se Abba bana gayi
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Roj 1Apple-No Doctor
Roj 1Tulsi Patta-No Cancer
Roj 1Nimbu-No Fat
Roj 1CupDudh-No Bone Problems
Roj 3 Ltr Pani:skin Saf
Or
Roj Mera Sms-Mood Fresh
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Bahu ki vidai ke baad ghar ane pe Saas ne kha
"Beti aj se mujhe maa or apne sasur ko papa khna Sham ko pati k anepar Biwi boli
"Maa BHAIYA aa gye"
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GF-Me Tumhre Letters K Stamp Tickets Ko KISS Krti Hu, Unhe Tumhre Lips Ne Chua Hoga

BF-Pr Me To Unhe Apne Kutte Ki Naak Se Gila Kr K Chipkata Tha
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A Boy Went To Doctor With Infection On His Face..

After Checking,

Doctor Said-

'GF Ko Bolo Lipstick Ka Brand Badle, Tumhe Lakme Se Alergy Hai'
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Beti-Mera Inse Jhagda Ho Gya Hai, Me Ghar Wapas Aa Rahi Hu

Ma-Use Apne Karmo Ki Saja Milni Chahiye, Tu Wahi Ruk Me 3-4 Mahine K Liye Waha Ati Hu
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Light Jaane Ke Baad Mombatti Jalayi Hi Thi Dosto..

Par..

Kya Kare..

..Kambakht, Koi Phunk Maar Ke 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' Keh Kar Bhaag Gaya
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Santa Sharab Pi Ke Bus Mai Chadh Gaya

Banta-Tum NARAK Ke Raste Pr Jaa Rahe Ho

Santa-Oye Roko Roko Bus Roko..

..Mai Ghalat Bus Me Chadh Gaya Hu
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Arz Kiya Hai..

Itni Garmi Se Skin Meri Jali

Wah Wah

Gaur Farmaiye Huzoor

Itni Garmi Se Skin Meri Jali

Chura Ke Dil Mera Goiya Chali
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Aapki Dosti Ko Hum Nibhaynge

Aap Roz Khafa Hona Hum Roz Manaynge

Par Maan Jana Manane Se

Warna

Raat Ko Bori Me Bhar K Kahi Dur Fek Aayenge
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Upcoming Horror Movies..

-Exam Ka Khauf
-Tadapta Student
-Shaitani Books
-Sadma Result Ka
-Neend Ki Maut
-Pyasi Examiner
-Pass Ho Na Ho
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Bachcho Ne Padhna Chor Diya..

Wah Wah

Bachcho Ne Padhna Chor Diya..

ACP Tha Toilet Me Aur Daya Ne Darwaza Tod Diya
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" Har pal me pyar hai,

Har lamhey me khushi hai,

Ro ke kho do to yaaden hai,

Has ke jee lo to zindagi hai ".!:).
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Rishto Se Badi Chahat Kya Hogi
Dosti Se Badi Ibadat Kya Hogi
Jise Dost Mil Sake Aap Jesa
Use Zindgi Se Sikayat Kya Hogi..
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dipak me agar nur na hota, tanha dil majbur na hota, hum apse good night karne jarur ate agar apka ghar itna dur na hota.
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Apun ko god pucha kidar jane ko mngta?Swarg me ki nrk me?Apun bola nrk me kyuki apun ko malum ta ki tum sala mamulog undrich milega
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