Wo Koun Si Chiz Hai Jo Fridge Me Rakhne K Baad Bhi Garam Rehti Hai..---sms

Bohat dabaya pait
magar Nai Aya Poon

Wah

Bohat dabaya pait magar nai aya p0ooonn

Lekin Jb Aaya Poo
To Sub Ne Kaha
Oooon Hooon.
Oooon Hooo
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Hi..

The Cute

Sweet

Most Graceful

The Smartest

&

Beautiful

Person

Khush ??

Chalo Ab Apna Kaam
Kro
Duusro Ko B Bewaqoof Banana Hy
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Santa: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai

Shrbat Me Dala Pht Gya

Dudh Wale Ne Pocha

Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?

Santa : LIMOO PANI Me
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Unki Gali Se Gujra To Unke Ghar Ka Chaubara Nazar Aaya

.

Kuch Der Baad,

Uska Baap Bahar Aa K Bola-

'Hath Pair Tod Dunga Jo Dobara Nazar Aaya'
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Lagan no divas ek evo divas hoy 6e jyare 6okro khursi par betho betho aaju baaju najar kari vich@re 6e
Eni maa ne, aa badha fataka pehla kya hata?
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A baby was lost at a mall and he was shouting
"F"
"F"
Guess why?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Think again?
.
.
.

F="ma"
(Newton's 2nd Law)
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Puchta Hai Jab Koi

Ki

Duniya Me Mohabbat Hai Kaha

Muskura Deta Hu Mai

Aur

Yaad Aa Jaati Hai

MAA

Ki

Pyari

Si

Hone
Wali
'BAHU'
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Sonu Bank Me Khata Kholne Gaya..

Form Me 1 Sawal Tha-

'Is Bank Me Khata Kholne Ki Wajah'

Sonu Ne Waha Likha-

'Aapki Khubsurat Cashier'
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Wo Koun Si Chiz Hai Jo Fridge Me Rakhne K Baad Bhi Garam Rehti Hai..

?

?

Socho

?

?

'Garam Masala'
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