Beta-Dharti Se Suraj Kitni Dur Hai Baap-Mujhe Nai Pata---sms

Beta-Dharti Se Suraj Kitni Dur Hai
Baap-Mujhe Nai Pata
Beta-Apki Si Nasamjhi Ki Vajah Se Kal Mere No. Cut Ho Gaye to mujhe kuch mat bolna
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Santa:Yar aaj chai tum pilao
Banta:Ek sharat per
Santa:Konsi
Banta:Chai me pilaunga bil tum dena
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Vakil-Jb mai bacha tha to Daku banne ke sapne dekha Karta Tha
Chor-Sahab,Aap Bahut KhusKismat Ho Vrna Hr Kisi Ke Bachpan K Sapne Kaha Pure Hote H
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There are some fools in this world who always reply "NO" to every question we ask..!

Now you tell me,"Are you Such A PERSON?
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Usko Paane K Liye to Mai Bhagwan Se Bhi Lad
Leta..
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Par Fir
Socha,
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'Exams Chal rahe hai..
Bhagwan Se Panga Thik Nahi
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Earlier it was either people were 'working' or 'not working'
now its either people are either 'not working' or they are 'networking'!! ;)
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Do Sharabi Baate Kr Rahe The

1st Sharabi- Mere Bacche Raat 12 Baje Tak Sadko Pe Bhagte Firte Hai

2nd- Aisa Q

1st- Wo Mujhe Khoj'te Rehte Hai Na
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Pati Cigrette Pi Raha Tha, Biwi Pass Aa K Boli-Kya Tum Mere Liye Ye Cigrette Chor Skte Ho

Pati-Tu To Cigrette Piti Hi Nai, Phir Choru Kis K Liye
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