LIFE IS LIKE A DOG School lyf=Paltu kutte--sms

Sardiyo Ka Mausam Tha nadi Se bhap Nikal Rahi Thi
GOLU-Yaar,Ye Nadi Se Bhap Kyu Nikal rahi hai
MOLU- Lagta Hai,Machliya Chai Bana Rahi Hai
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PATI-Agr Ap Apni Maa Se Acha khana banana Sikh Aao To kitna achaHoga
Bv-ok mai Sikh Lugi Agr Ap Mere papa se achi trh Se Bartan Dhona Sikh Aao To
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Santa 'KhudKushi' Pe Bhashan De Raha Tha

KhudKushi
Paap H
Zulm H
Gunah H
Buzdili H
Pagalpan H

Is se Behtar H

Ki insaan Apne AaKo
GOLI Maar Le
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Wife: Can u explain 2 me how dis lipstick got on ur collar?

Husband: No,I really cant.I distinctly remembrd havng taken my shirt off ;-)
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LIFE IS LIKE A DOG
School lyf=Paltu kutte
College lyf=Awara KUTTE
Service Lyf=Khujli wale Kutte
Married LiFe=Wafadar kutte
Old Age= Pehredar Kutte
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