Australia Will Meet West Indies Tomorow At--SMS

Agr Aap
Metric,
Inter,
BA,
MBA,
BE,
B ED,
BSC,
MSC,
BBA,
CA,
LLB,
B Tech,
Ya
PHD
Pass Ho To Batao ki

"SASURAL" Ko English Me Kya Kehte hai.
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Ponting:Muje chai to dena..
Biwi ne plate me chai daal di
ponting :Cup me dal k do
Biwi: Ab world cup se bahar ho Gye
Isi Me peene ki aadat daalo
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India

Virend(R)
Tendulk(A)r
Yuvra(J)
Gaut(A)m
Patha(N)
Dhon(I)
(K)ohli
Hbh(A)jn
ZKha(N)
Srisan(T)
As(H)win

RAJANIKANTH
jisme ho wo haregi kya?
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2 Lady fightng 4a seat both claimig they came 1st
Condctor-Lady who is more Aged shud sit here
Both lady Luked At Each oder & seat remaind Empty..
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Height of extreme height of honesty?

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Sitting in an exam hall

Opening a chit

Memorizing it

Then

Writing widout looking at d chit.
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Boyfriend rushes home
Pack ur bag honey
I hv won rs 10cr in a lottery
Gf-wow! Dubai or switzerland?
Bf-who cares? u just pack ur bag, n get lost
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Good News-

India Will Meet Pakistan At Mohali On 30th March

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Australia Will Meet West Indies Tomorow At
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AIRPORT
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Ae Mere Chahne Walo
Kabhi Apna B Zamana Tha,
Sara Sahar Apna Diwana Tha,
Tum To Karte Ho Dosto Se Dosti,
Apna To Dushmano Se B Yarana Tha..
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Ship Dub Rahi Thi..

Sonu- Yaha Se Zamin Kitni Dur Hai.?

Monu- Sirf 3 KM..

Sonu Paani Me Kud Ke
Bola- Kidhar.?

Monu- Niche..!!
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A Man Asks A Woman in A Market-

I've Lost My Wife,

Can U Talk 2 Me 4 A Minute

She- But Y

Man-

Coz Whenevr I Talk 2 A Woman

My Wife Finds Me
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