Evry Cup Dhoni Has WON There Has Been Tie In Begining Of Tournament

Wife(Seeing Stars)-Batao Wo Kaun Si Cheez H Jo Tm Roz Dekh Skte Ho Pr Tod Nahi Skte

Husband-Nahi Bataunga

Wife-Bolo Na Plz

Husband-Tumhara Muh
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Har Pal,

Har Waqt,

Har Din,

Har Lamha,

Har Ehsaas

Aur Dil Ki Har Dhadkan Keh Rahi Hai

Baap Re Baap, Is Saal Kitni Thandi Thi Yaar
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Evry Cup Dhoni Has WON There Has Been Tie In Begining Of Tournament

T20 WC-v/s PAK
IPL'10-v/s Kings XI
CL'10-v/s Bushrangers

Is Baar Kya Hoga.?
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Wotz The Similarity Between Sun & Wife??
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Socho
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Yahi Ky
Dono Ki Taraf Ankh Utha Kar Nahin Dekha Ja Sakta Hai
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Teacher to SANTA

Tumne Home work Q nhi kiya?
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Deadly Answr Given By

SANTA-Sir Qki

Hum to "Hostel" Me rehte He.
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Badam Khane Se Dimag Me Moch Askti He
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Socho Kese
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Simple
Badam Khane Se Dimag Tez Dorega Or Tez Dorne Se Moch Askti Hai
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Arz Kiya Hai..

Dena Hai Dil 'Daan' Me..

Wah Wah

Gour Farmaiyega Huzur

Dena Hai Dil 'Daan' Me..

Dosto,

Hai Koi MAST Ladki Dhyaan Me.
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Girl: Mai Kal Tumse Milne Nai Aa SAkti
BOY: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or Ko De Deta Hu
G: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nai Aa Sakti
Abi Kaha Ho TuM..
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Boys mentality..
I dont hate you but I cant love you
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means
tu itni bhi mast nahi k shadi karlu par itni buri bhi nahi k flirt mare bina jane du
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