Hr chizme nasha H pr muje pina nhi ata Sb mere bina ji skte H,Sirf muje h kisike bina jina--SMS

GOLU-Papa muje Nokrani se pyar he
Mai usse shadi kruga
Baap-Nokarani ko rani banane ka na socho
GOLU-Kyu
Baap-Yhi galti mei ne b ke thi beta
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Mera nam sms hai
Jo muje pade wo- donky

Jo muje save kare wo manky

Jo muje Delete kare wo nalayak

Tum batao tum kya ho?
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Mere paas World Cup cricket final match ke 5 VIP passes aaye hue hai

Chalna hai kya ?

Agar aisa koi msg aaye to batana, main bhi chalunga
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SAWAL...

Sharam Kya Hai???
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ANS: Sharam Os Cheez Ka Naam Hai Jo Ager Mere Doston Ko Aa Jaye To Mera Haal Chaal He Pooch Lein
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GOLU: oye banta machli khayega?
MOLU:nahi yaar usme kaante hote hai
GOLU: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen k kha lena
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GOLU-Hamara Beta Nalaik Hai
Hamesha Test Me "Andaa" Lata hai

Wife-Tum Kya Jano "Ande" ki Qeemat
Pata hai Aaj Kal 105 Rupee Darjan h
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Totally Pj:
Garib kisaan k ghar pe roz colour aata tha.

Kyu?
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Qki

uski mehnat 'RANG' lati thi.
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Dad-Xm Kesa Hua?
Son-Q.no.1 Chhut Gaya,
Q3 Ata Ni Tha,
Q4 Krna Bhul Gya,
Q5 Nazar Ni Aya.
Dad (Gusse Me:)-Aur Qno.2?
Son-Bas Wahi Galat Ho gaya:-D
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A Boy tuk a buk frm college library's shelf 2 study.
All othr books fell on him & he died.
Moral- zara si over acting apki jaan b le sakti hai
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N3M15H:
Funny But True :)

Combined Study Is Meeting With Lover.

Where All Aspects Of World Will Be Discussed

Except Studies..! ;) :p :D

By
N3M15H:
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Har rang aap par barse,

Har koi apse Holi khelne ko tarse.

Rang de aapko sab itna,

Ki aap rang chhudaane ko tarse.
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Boy: U r sunshine of my life
without U life is cloudy
U r in my heart like rainy water 4 barren land
Girl: Janu! Is it proposal or weather report?
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Muze uske pahlu me aashiyana na mila,
uski zulfo ki chhao me thikana na mila,
kah diya usne bewafaa muzko
jab chhodne ka koi bahana na mila
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Zindgi khubsurat He pr muje jina nhi ata
Hr chizme nasha H pr muje pina nhi ata Sb mere bina ji skte H,Sirf muje h kisike bina jina nhi Aata
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Kisi Ne PhoolSe Pucha
Jab Tume Toda Jata HaiTo Dard nhi Hota
Phool Ne Kaha
Me Apna Dard Bhul Jata HunJab me Kisi ki Khusi Ka Sabab Banta Hun
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Rishte Bnaye H To Nibaye Jao
Hr Pal Apno Ko Hsaye Jao
Pata Nhi KisiKo Fursat H Ya Nhi Yad Krne Ki
Khud Hi Tang KrKr k Apni Yad Dilaye Jao
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