Judge (Chor Ki 10vi Pesi Pe)- Is Baar Tujhe Kadi Se Kadi Saja Dunga

B0yzZ ruleS-
H0sLe Sare AZma
Bethe
Hum ZamaNe k
Gum utha Bethe,

JiSki Chahat mE
umar Bhar tadpe

UsSi ki ShaDi me
DuSri Ladki Pata
Bethe.
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Patni to Pati-Wo Kaun Si Chiz hai Jo Aurto Ko Pasnand Hai Mardo Ko Nahi

Pati (Niche Sir Jhuka Kar)-
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Khamoshi..
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GOLU capcul Khane se pehle use Dono Side Se Kat Raha Tha

MOLU ne pucha-Tum Ye Capcul Q kat Rahe Ho

GOLU-Taki Koi Side Effect Na Ho..
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ek Lady ki delivery K tym doctor ne uska dil Nikal liya

Guess y?

Bcoz.

Dil to bacha hai ji..
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Jo pati wafadar hote he wo mar kar sidhe SWARG me jate hai.

Or

Jo wafadar nhi hote
like ?

unke liye to dharti hi *SWARG* ban jati hai.
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Tcher-Aaj short skirt Q Pahan K Ayi ho
Gal-Sir Aaj Half Day H Na Isliye,Full Day Pr Full dress Pahnti Hu
All boys-sir
SUNDAY ko extra class rkh lo
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Judge (Chor Ki 10vi Pesi Pe)- Is Baar Tujhe Kadi Se Kadi Saja Dunga

Chor- Aisa Mat Karo, Mai To Aapka Permanent Customer Hu, Kuch To Discount Do
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Usne Jab Mara Sher To Wah Wah Ho Gayi

Usne Jab Mara Sher To Wah Wah Ho Gayi

Par

Maine Jab Mara Sher To

To

To

Sherni Widhwa Ho Gayi
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Khoobsurat Ladkiya Zyada Padhai Nahi Karti

.

Kyu K

.

Wo Janti Hai

Duniya K Kisi Kone Me Koi Gadha Unke Liye Doctor Ya Engineer Ban Raha Hoga
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Kambal aur razai ko kro maaf
Cooler or A.C krlo saaf
Ab bina nahaye nai banegi baat
Apne nature me rakho NARMI
Meri tarafse apko HAPPY GARMI
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Rishte wo nahi jo ham banate hai
Rishte wo hai jinhe waqt banata
hai
Apne wo nahi jinhe ham chahte
hai Apne wo hai jo hame chahte
hai.:-)
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