Kanch Tut Gya Upar Se BUDHI Boli-Raat K 2 Bje Kis Ki Maut Aa Gai

Pati Patni Me Jhagda Khatam Hone k baad Patni-Chalo khatam karte he mai apni Galti man leti hu lekin tum inta kaho ki meri koi Galti Nahi thi
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Jab B Gali Me Chalo
Nazren Jhuka K Chalo,
QK
Aisa Karne Se Na Sirf Apki Izzat Barhegi
Balki

Gire Hue Kuch Paise Milne K Chances b badh jayenge
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Wo konsi cheez he jo fridge me rakhne k bad b garam rahti he?

Nhi pata?

Ans:

Garam Masala

Dekha Genius Hu par Kabhi ghamand nhi kiya
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Pyaar hua ikrar hua he
Pyaar Se Phir Q Darta h DiL

Q Na Dare DiL

Qki-Aaj Kal k Pyar Se Badhta he
Sirf Mobile Or Restaurant ka Bill...
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1Jam wafaa k naam
1Jam PYAR k naam
1Jam dusmano k naam
Aur PURI BOTTLE Aapke naam
Aur bottle ka naam?

"KISAAN JAM"

Tin Tin Tiding.
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Strangers stab you in the front, friends stab you in the back, boyfriends stab you in the heart, best friends just poke each other on Facebook ;)
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I asked my heart :- y cnt i slp @ nyt??

My heart:-

Cozz....

U hd slpt in d aftnun....dnt act like..as if u r in lovee!! :-P
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Wat is d other name 4 an "affair" after marriage???
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MOBILE NUMBER PORTABILITY
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'Change ur service provider vtout changing ur number'.
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Pateint- Dr Saab, Operation Ke Baad Mere Pet Ke Andar Reh Reh Ke GuddGudi Si Ho Rahi Hai

Dr- Achcha, To Mene Mera Mobile Waha Chor Diya Hai
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Professor 2 Student- What Is 'Atentn Deficit Hypractiv Disorder'?

Student- Jimba Lomba Bomba.!

P- Ye Kya Tha.?

S- Pehle Aap Batao Wo Kya Tha.!
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Duniya Me Do Hathiaar H Jo Parmanu Bomb Se B Khatarnaak H Hum Ladko Par

1.Ladki Ki SMILE
2.Ladki K Ansu

Jo Kisi Ladke Se Kuch B Karwa Sakte Hai
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Aaj Kal K Bache B Na..

Aap Khud Dekh Lo-

Black Dukandar Se Chota Bacha- Uncle Rang Gora Krne Wali Cream H

Dukandar- Ha

Bcha- To Lagate Q Nai
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Sonu-Kitne Baje Hai Yaar

Monu Ne Pathar Uthaya Aur 1Ghar Ki Khidki Pr Mar Dia

Kanch Tut Gya

Upar Se BUDHI Boli-Raat K 2 Bje Kis Ki Maut Aa Gai
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Khasi Ki Dawa Time Pe Na Lo To Wo TB Bn Jati Hai

Khasi Ki Dawa Time Pe Na Lo To Wo TB Bn Jati Hai

GF Time Pe Na Badlo To Wo BIWI Bn Jati Hai
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