Once a kid came 2 rajnikant's house when he entered rajni asked- 'ae kon'?

Teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..?

Student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake..

Seedhi Baat,No Bakvas
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Ladki>Socha Tum Miss Kr Rhe Hoge To Cal Krlu
Ladka> Or Jo Abhi 45Minit Baat Ki Thi Wo?
Ladki>Ooh Sst..
Sorry Fir Tumara Number Mila Dia..
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I was in the pub last night wid my mrs &said "I love you"
She said-is that u or the beer talking?

I said-its me..
Talking to the beer..;)
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Select 1 no.
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Recharge dat amount to my no.. ;-)
i will tell u hw much balance i got.. ;-)
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Train Me Sonu- Thukna Hai, Kaha Thuku

Monu- Us Admi Ki Jaib Me Thuk

S- Use Pata Chala To

M- Jab Maine Teri Jaib Me Thuka, Tujhe Pata Chala Kya
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Patni- Raat Bhar Mobile Charging Me Mat Rakho, Blast Ho Jayega

Pati- Oye, Tu Chain Se So Ja..

..Maine Mobile Se Pehle Hi Battery Nikal Di Hai
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A Drink Decreases 5 Min. Of Life And a Smile Increases 10. Min Of Life

Moral From This-

'Ek Hashta Hua Sharabi Kabhi Nahi Marta'

So, Cheers
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Wo ruthe humse hum manane chale
Manana nahi aata ye bhul hi gaye
Manana humne kabhi sikha hi nahi
Kya kare humse yu 1le koi rutha hi nahi
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Maa-Beta tujhe DELHI jane me 1din lagta h or lautne me 4din Q?
P@PPU-CAR banane walo ki galti h,jane k 4 gear diye aur back k liye sirf 1..
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Once a kid came 2 rajnikant's house
when he entered rajni asked- 'ae kon'?
& 2day dat boy is famous& known as
AKON
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BaGoN Me LiKHa HoTa H-@ "PHooL ToDNa MaNa H.!" @ *aeDosTo* "KaasH..! DiLo Pe BHi LiKHa HoTa@ "DiL-ToDNa-MaNa-He"
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Q KOI CHAH KAR PYAR NIBHA NI PATA:
Q koi chah kar rishta bana ni pata:

Q LETI HE ZINDGI AISI KARWATE:
ki koi chah kar b pyar jata nhi pata:
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Galti Hui Ke Usay Jaan Say Bhi Ziyada Chahnay Lage



Kya Pata Tha K Meri itni Parwah Use La Parwah Kar Degi.
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Chhota sa Mgr Bahut Imprtant Msg

Pyr Dil Me Hona Chahye

Lafzon Me Nhi Or Narazgi

Lafzon Me Honi Chahye Dil Me Nhi.
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Samet Lo"In Haste Hue Nazuk Palo_Ko

Na"Jane Ye Lamhe Kal Ho Na Ho,

Ho Bhi Ye Lamhe To Kya"Malum

Shamil AApke Un Palo Me"Hum Ho Na_Ho
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TeaCHeR-BaCCHo AiSi KaUN Si CHeeZ Hai Jo TuM har RoZ DeKHTe Ho MaGaR ToD NeHi SaKTe ho..

STuDeNTs- SiR AaP Ka Daat..
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Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai:Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai.
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