Pagal Khane Se Kuch Pagal Farar Ho Gaye Kuch To Pakde Gaye, Kuch Mere Yaar Ho Gaye

Girl: Mai Kal Tumse Milne Nai Aa SAkti
BOY: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or Ko De Deta Hu
G: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nai Aa Sakti
Abi Kaha Ho Tum
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1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??

Socho Socho . . .

"Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??
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Pyaar hua ikrar hua he
Pyaar Se Phir Q Darta h DiL

Q Na Dare DiL

Qki-Aaj Kal k Pyar Se Badhta he
Sirf Mobile Or Restaurant ka Bill...
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Golu-Hathi Ko Sui Ke Chhed Me Se Guzrne Se Kaise Roka Ja Sakta Hai.?
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Molu-
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Aasan Hai Uski Punch Me Gaanth Laga Do..
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GOLU-batao raste k dono tarf ped kyu hote he
MOLU-polution kam karne k liye
GOLU-Galat
kyuki agar ped raste me hote to gadiya kase jayegi
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Papa aur beta ek Hotel me gye...
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Papa: Waiter,
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1 Beer aur 1 Ice-Cream lao...
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Beta: Ice-Cream kyu papa?
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Aap bhi Beer pijiye na...
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Laila-Mai tere pyar me lut gayi, badnam ho gayi, barbad ho gayi. Majnu-To karamjali mai tere pyar me kaun sa engineer ban gaya. ...
.:)
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Beti: Papa Mere Mobile Me Kisine
"I Love You"
Ka Msg Bheja Hai

Dad: Aisa Msg
Kabhi Receive Nhi Karna Chahiye
Jiska Hai Use Wapas Bhej De.
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Papa Samjhaye-Beta Kabhi Na Karna Shaadi, Yeh Hai Jeevan Ki Barbadi
Beta Bola- Papa Mai Bhi Farz Nibhaunga, Aapne Bacho Ko Bhi Yahi Samjhaunga...
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Train Me Sonu- Thukna Hai, Kaha Thuku

Monu- Us Admi Ki Jaib Me Thuk

S- Use Pata Chala To

M- Jab Maine Teri Jaib Me Thuka, Tujhe Pata Chala Kya.
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School me ek Bachha ChaKu liye ghum raha tha
Sir ne puchha ChaKu liye kyu ghum rahe ho ?

Bachha-Gareeb Hu Sir REVOLVER kaha se lau...
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Arz Kiya Hai-

Pagal Khane Se Kuch Pagal Faraar Ho Gaye

Pagal Khane Se Kuch Pagal Farar Ho Gaye

Kuch To Pakde Gaye, Kuch Mere Yaar Ho Gaye
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Ek Baar Rajnikant Khana Banane Ek Jwalamukhi Par Gaya

But Waha Pahuch Ne Pe, He Got Shocked

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Coz

Mai Waha Pehle Se Hi Papad Shek Raha Tha
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Dad- Kya Hua Beta, Q Ro Raha H, Muje Bata Mai Tere Dost Jaisa Hu

Son- Kya Batau Yaar

Me Apni Wali Se Milne Gaya Tha

To Teri Wali Ne Bahut Mara
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Santa Really Rocks..

This Is An Example How..

MATHS Teacher- How Can U Distribute 8 Apples Among 6 People Equally

Santa- Juice Bana Ke Madam
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