Pyar Bhara Gaali- Khuda Kare Tujhe Aisi Bimari Lage---SMS

Me jis ki khatir Mohabbt ki har had se Guzar gaya.....

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Magar

Wo Aaj b mujse puchti he such btao mera NUMBER kaha se mila....
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Beh Na Saki Wo Askon Ki Dhara
Jo Aankho Se Behni Thi

Chaha Tha Uska Pallu Pakad K Roye
Pr
Kambakht Ne Us Din Jeans T-Shirt Pehni Thi.
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Pepsi change d Game new Brand Ambassidor- its neither Sehwag nor Dilshan..
Its our own ASHISH NEHRA.. he can change d game in only 3 BALLS.
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Y do Bride's Parents need to pay Dowry in marriage.?

CA STUDENT:
Because Excise Duty on Production is payable at the time of Removal
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Golden Words:
"Insan Ki Kamyabi Uski Pehli Girlfriend Ki Wajah Se Hoti Hai
Aur
Uski Baki Girlfriend Uski Kamyabi Ki Wajah Se Hoti Hai.
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Unki Gali Se Gujra To Unke Ghar Ka Chaubara Nazar Aaya

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Kuch Der Baad,

Uska Baap Bahar Aa K Bola-

'Hath Pair Tod Dunga Jo Dobara Nazar Aaya'
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IQ Test-

Char Zero Ek Sath Likho

Likha?

Kaise?

0000 Aise Likha?

Fail..

Correct Ans '4017'

Ghar Walo Ne Kitni Umido Se Padhaya, Sab Pani Me
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Pyar Bhara Gaali-

Khuda Kare

Tujhe Aisi Bimari Lage

Tu Budhape Me Bhi Kuwari Lage

Darjan Ho Jaye Bacche Tere, Fir Bhi Tu Mujh Ko Pyari Lage
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Teacher-Tum Mummy Ko Mum Kehte Ho..

Toh

..Tum Aapni Mummy Ki Badi Behen Aur Choti Behen Ko Kya Kahoge?

Student (Soch Ke)- Minimum Aur Maximum
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Pyar Karne Ki Aapni Ek Reet Hai..

Pyar Ka Dusra Naam Hi To Preet Hai..

Isi Liye Try Maro Har Ladki Par..

Kyu Ki

..DAR Ke Aage Hi To JEET Hai
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Santa- Mai aur Meri Patni 20 Saal Se Khush The

Banta- Fir Kya Hua

Santa- Chor Yaar

Banta- Bata Na Yaar

Santa- Fir Kya..

..Ek Din Hum Mil Gaye
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Ladki Agar Ro Rahi Hai To,

Uske Hajaro Karan Ho Sakte Hai..

Lekin

Agar Koi Ladka Ro Raha Hai To..

..Uska Ek Hi Karan Hota Hai

?

?

'LADKI'
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Girl-Kya Tum Mere Aashiq Ho

Boy-Haa Hu

G-To Phir Mere Number Pe 1000 Ka Easyload Bhej Do

B-Mai Tumhara Aashiq Hu

Vodafone Walo Ka DAMAAD Nahi
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Msg 4 Boys-

Haseeno Ko Aapna DIL Mat Dena

DIL Jazbaat Ye Kya Janegi

Kandhe Ka Dupatta To Sambhalta Nahi

Aapka DIL Kya Khak Sambhalegi
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