Top Five BLACK MONEY---SMS

Dil ko jlane se kya Faida
anso Bhane Se kya Faida
Jb usne Hume choor kr kisi aur ka Hath tham Lia
Ab uske chote bhai ko cheez dilane se kya Faida
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Son-Jeevan Bima Se Kya Hota Hai
Baap-Beta,Bima Ek Garib Aadmi Ko Zindagi Bhar Garib Rakhta Hai Taki Marne Ke Baad Ye Amir Ho Jaye
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Ae Khuda Mere Wo Tamam Gunha Maaf Farma
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Jin Ki Wajah Se Meri Shadi Ruki Huyi Hai

Note. Shadi Shuda Log "Ruki" Lafz Hata Kar Padhe
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A boy disturbs a girl at bus stop-
Girl: Dont u hv a mom/sister at home.?
Boy:No
Girl:To Ghar le chalna pagal, Yaha Timepas kyu kr raha hai...
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Boss hangs a notice,"I am d boss,dont forget"

..when he returns frm lunch sum1 had written".
Ur wife called up; she wants her notice back!
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STUDENT LYF
9am-wakeup
10am-breakfast
11am-thnkng 2 score 80%
1pm-lunch den sleep
5pm-t
6pm-thnkng 2 score 60%
9pm-diner
10pm-BHAGWAN BAS PAS KRDe
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Boy-Aapne Girls Ko Itna Khubsurat Q Banaya

GOD-Taki Tum Usse Pyar Kar Sako

Boy-To Fir Aapne Unhe Akal Kam Q Di

GOD-Taki Wo Tumse Pyar Kar Sake
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Dukandar- Kitne Ka
Sonu- 10/Ka Kar Do

Dukandar- 7/Rs Ka TalkTime Milega
Sonu- Koi Baat Nahi, 3/Rs Ki Toffee De Do
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- Mugal ruler who banned dance and music was
>Aurangazeb

-Which Governor General Introduced postal system in India
>Dalhousie
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Top Five BLACK MONEY

1.India=7280000 Crore

2.Russia=2350000 Crore

3.UK=1950000 Crore

4.Ukraine=500000 Crore

5.China=480000 Crore
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-The country which is the largest producer of manganese in the world is
> China & South Africa

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-You know ?

29 Febuary 4 year baad ati hai.
jise hum leep year kehte hai. means jo year 4 par devide ho jay.
2000/4 2004/4 2008/4 2012/4.
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-Seleukas was defeated
by?
>Chandra Gupta Maurya

-When Indian national Anthem was was first
sung?
>December 27, 1951 Calcutta
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-In which only decade,
Indias Population had shown negative growth?
>1911-1921

-Who was the first Chief Justice of India?
>H.J. Kania
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