Beta-Ap Muje Roj Pitte Ho,Kya Apke Papa B Apko Roj Pitte The--SMS

Ek Saanp Dusre Saanp Se-Are yaar lagta mera zahar kaam nahi kar raha
2nd - Kaise
1st-Abhi Abhi maine khud ko kaata lekin kuch huwa hi nahi

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Bv-Tumhe Nai lagta ki zara si samjhdari se lakho talak ke mamle Roke ja sakte hai
Pati- Zara si samjhdari se shaadiya bhi to roki ja sakti hai
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It actually HURTS when you are forced to call a Hotttttttttt Senior chick of your university as :
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......DIDI !! :'( :P
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Aj ka Lover to his Girlfrnd-

Yu mat khinch
tu mujhe apni taraf sanam..
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Branded T-shirt hai, phat gyi toh bahut pitegi
maa kasam.;-)
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Mere Dost, 1 Zabardast Sher Sun

Sher Bhi Tu, Cheeta Bhi Tu

Gour Farma Yar

Sher Bhi Tu, Cheeta Bhi Tu

Aur

Bandro Ki Race Me Jeeta Bhi Tu
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Beta-Ap Muje Roj Pitte Ho,Kya Apke Papa B Apko Roj Pitte The

Papa-Ha,Par Tum Q Puch Rhe Ho

B-Taki Muje Pata Chale Ye Gundagardi Kb Se Chal Rhi H
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Pehchano Ise

Bandar
Nai

Mendak
Nai

Billi
Nai

JAANI
Ye Apke Andar Ka Wo Keeda Hai Jo Apko Msg Nai Krne Deta
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Aap Ko Kabhi Meetha Msg Aaya H

Nai To Lo

Cheeni Ki Bori

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Aadha Kilo Nikal K, Baki Aage Fwd Kr Dena
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Ek Govt. Office k board pe likha hua tha:

"KRIPAYA
SHOR
NA
KARE

Kisi ne uske niche likh diya

"VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE"
Govt. Office Zindabad
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SONU;
Yaar"Teri Sabse
Badi Takat Kya
Hai

MONU;
Meri_Patni

SONU;
Wah"Kya Baat
Hai,
Ab Ye Bata
Sabse
Badi Kamzori Kya
Hai

MONU;
DuSro"Ki_Patni."
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Use
Akele"Dekh

Maine
Ankhe"Maar Di

Badle"Me
Usne
Muje Pyar Di

Chal"Pada
ReSturant
Coffee Pilane

Par
Pata"Chala Ki
KisiNe
Meri PocKet"Mar
Di."
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