Ek 800Gm Ka Kharbooza Khareeda Hai Aap Sab Dua Karen Ke--sms

Patni-Jante ho maine 20 somwar k upwas kiye tab jakr tumhe paya he
Pati-Ye sab nahi karti to kya hota
Patni-Tumse bhi koi gaya guzara milta
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Sweet Answer:

Teacher- Tumhare papa kitne saal k h?
Boy- jitne saal ka me hu,

Teach- kaise?

Boy- jis din me paida hua usi din to wo papa bane.
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DUA KI APPEAL-

Guzarish Ye Hai Ke

Maine Abhi Abhi

Ek 800Gm Ka Kharbooza Khareeda Hai

Aap Sab Dua Karen Ke

Wo Meetha Nikal Jaaye
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USA Me Bed Se Takiye Uthao To Dollar Nazar Aate Hai

UK Me-Cinema Tickets

Par

INDIA Me Bed Se Takiye Uthao To

Hath Wale Pankhe Nazar Aate Hai
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