Pucha mujh se chand sitaron ne, tujhe bhula diya tere jigri yaron ne--sms

Judge to Chor-Tumne din me chori karne ki himmat kaise ki
Chor- Qki Sahab Raat Ke Andhere Me Mujhe Darr Lagta Hai
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Faqer :Baji Bhoka Hu Khuda K Nam P Khana De Do
Baji :Khana Abi Ni Pka
Fqeer ;FaceBook Pe BABA Pappu K Nam Se H
Pak Jae To Wall Pe Update Kar Dena
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GF-Mai Apke Letters K
Stamp
Tickets Ko KISS
Krti Hu
Unhe Apke
LipS Ne Chhua
Hoga

BF-Par Mai To Unhe
Apne Kutte Ki
Naak Se Gila Kr K
Chipkata Tha
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Boy-Mujhe Mehanti,
Saadgi Se Rehne Wali,
Aagyakari aur Ghar Sanwar Kar Rakhne Wali Ladki Chahiye..

Girl: Mere Ghar Aaker Meri Naukrani Ko Leja..
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Pucha mujh se chand sitaron ne,
tujhe bhula diya tere jigri yaron ne,
maine muskrate hue kha,
bhul to nahi sakte bs lage honge kisi ko patane me
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Mountain dew peekar dur hua
fear,,,
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Wah_Wah
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Mountain dew peekar dur hua fear

Exams are near and our basic concepts are still not clear
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