leave me alone, I'm married n i love my wife so much"---sms

Kanjus:
Aap kya Lenge,Thanda ya Garam ?
GOLU: Dono hi Mangwado
Kanjus: Sunti ho Do Glass Pani le Aana. Ek Freezer se aur Dusra Gezer se
Ha...Ha.
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Insaan ki 5 maa
1.apni Maa
2.Nani Maa
3.Dadi Maa
4.sasu Maa
5.or Ek wo jis ke bare me maa raat ko kehti hai
Ye 12 baje kon si maa ka phone hai
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Best song sung by a boy on break up:
"Give me some sunshine..
Give me some rain..
Give me another girl's number..
I am single once again..
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Compudar-Aap har marij se ye kyu puchte ho ki pichli Raat Kya kya khaye
Doctor-Usi se to pata chalta hai ki wo meri fees de sakta hai ya nahi
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Wife pulls her husband (fully drunk) to bed n tries removing his shirt..& he replies.."Lady, leave me alone, I'm married n i love my wife so much"
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Father: Wat did u learn at school.?
Kid: Give and take.
Father: Good.
Kid: Yes;
I gave Ramu a punch and took his lunch.
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