Dont Teach Me How To Handle My Children, I Am Living With One Of Urs & She Needs Alot--SMS

GOLU-Mai bahut pareshan hu
MOLU-Q
GOLU-Yaar maine suna hai biwi doli me baith ke jati H or arthi pe jati H
Or meri biwi taxi me baith k chali Gyi
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Tachr:Sabse bada pagal koun he?

Santa ka beta utha.

T:Shabash bete batao.

Beta:Jaan se maar dunga agar kisine mere papa ka naam liya to.
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1st ladies- Bartan Dhone Ke Liye Kya Istemal Karti Ho?

2nd ladies- Bahut Si Chize Istemal Kar Chuki, Lekin Pati Se Achchha Koi Nahi
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Madam to student: u scored zero.

Student proudly moves his hand through his hairs...

Madam: idiot! U scored zero marks, not zero DANDRUFF.
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aurate 3 prakar ki hoti hai..

ek jiske bina aap reh nahi sakte,
dusri jo aapke bina reh nahi sakti,
&
tisri jiske saath aap rehte ho !! :-)
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Lovely Message:
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Dear Mother-in-Law:
'Dont Teach Me How To Handle My Children, I Am Living With One Of Urs & She Needs Alot Of Improvement..
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