Check-Up K Baad Dr- Tumhe Khaste Waqt Sab Se Jyda Taklif Kab Hoti Hai---sms

Patni-Tumne Apni Zindagi Me Kiya Hi Kya HE
Pati-Maine Apna Jivan Khud Banaya He
Patni-Lo,aur Mai Ab Tak Ishwar Ko Dosh De rahi thi
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Lab Sil Jate H Jb Tm Samne Ate Ho
Dil Dhadkta H Jb Tum Nigah Milate Ho
Sans Ruk Jati H Jb Tum Muskurate Ho
Koi PRET ATMA Ho Kya Jo Itna Darate Ho
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Boy 2 Girl-I Luv U...
Girl-I M Engaged With Someone N I Hv Boyfriend...
.
.

Boy-After Long Thinking...
"Janu Mujhe B Kahin Adjust Kr lo
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Dctr-Tumhe motapa kam krne k liye 2 roti khani h.
SANTA-Sirf 2 Roti?

Dr-Han
SANTA-Khana khane se pehle ya uske bad me?
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Santa- Dr Saab, Mujhe Aisa Lagta Hai Jaise Mere Kaan Me Koi Gunguna Raha Hai
Dr- Tumhe Aisa Kab Lagta Hai

Santa- Jab Mai Kaan Me WalkMan Sunta Hu
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Confusion...
Grammar says-
"I Love U" is a Statement Not a Question..

Then

Why does it always Require Answer???
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tell me why?
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Check-Up K Baad Dr- Tumhe Khaste Waqt Sab Se Jyda Taklif Kab Hoti Hai

Marij- Tab Hoti Hai, Jab Pados Ka Kutta Meri Khasi Ka Jawab Dene Lgta Hai.
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Teacher-table par 10makhiya baithi hai
Agar 1 ko mar diya to table par kitni makihya bachi.

GOLU-Ek jise mar diya hai
baki to ud jayengi na
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BaS
Isi Liye"Hum Har
Gali Me Badnaam
Hai

Wah_Wah

BaS
Isi Liye"Hum Har
Gali Me Badnaam
Hai,

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*

Agle"Msg Me
Batayenge,
>Abhi
Kuch Kaam_Hai."
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Teacher;
Baccho, Ek"Aisa
Sentence Banao
Jis Me

Urdu, Hindi,
Punjabi Aur
English Ka Sahi
Prayog Hua Ho,

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Student;
"ISHQ DI GALI
WICH NO ENTRY"
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Lady 2 Dr-
Inki Bimari thik karo.
Ye Raat me zor-zor se mera naam Pukarte h.
Dr-
Aap to lucky h

Lady-
Nahi.. kal inki Biwi Maike se lautne wali h.
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Ek DIN Mujse Mera Pyar Udhar Mangoge
Apne Betab DIL Ka Karar Mangoge
Mai Sirf Tre CHAMAN Ka Phool Hu
Apni VIRAN Zndgi K Lie Bahar Mangoge
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