Maa-Tumhe wo bangali ladka kiss kr raha tha To Tumne Use Mana Kyu nai kiya---SMS

Maa-Tumhe wo bangali ladka kiss kr raha tha To Tumne Use Mana Kyu nai kiya
Ladki -mai use mana kaise karti
Mujhe to bangali bolni hi nai aati
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Chand c mehboba ho meri
kb aisa maine socha tha
Chand c mehboba ho meri
kb aisa maine socha tha

kya kru us waqt meri soch me cemical locha tha
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GOLU-Mai bahut pareshan hu
MOLU-Q
GOLU-Yaar maine suna hai biwi doli me baith ke jati H or arthi pe jati H
Or meri biwi taxi me baith k chali Gyi
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Bachelors think dat
Married man r lucky.
Married think dat Bachelors r lucky.
D point is dat
Bachelors think at night
&
Married think at day time.
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WIFE:jab aap chasma utarte ho to bahut handsome lagte ho
HUSBAND:jb mein chasma utarta hoon to tum bhi bhahut khoobsoorat lagti ho!
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Ladkio ki Nazro me nazakt hoti h
Uske inkar me b ijazat hoti h
Hammesha piche pad jao jab tak ha na bole
qki der Se ha krna ladkiyo ki adat hoti h
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Beta- Pitaji, Agar Is Saal Bhi Mai Fail Ho Gaya, 2 Atmahatya Kar Lunga

Pitaji- Khabardar, Agar Tune Atmahatya Ki To Mai Tujhe Jaan Se Maar Dunga
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Lal Rang Ki Chunri Se Saja MAA Ka Dwar

Harsit Hua Man Pulkit Hua Sansar

Nanhe Kadmo Se MAA Aye Apke Dwar

Mubark Ho Apko Navratri Ka Paawn Tyohar
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Arz Kiya Hai..

Green Green Baag Me Hare Hare Totey

Green Green Baag Me Hare Hare Totey

Hum To Subha Uth K Naha Lete, Ap To Muh B Nai Dhote
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Sonu-Mene Apki Dukan Se Murgi Dana Kharida Tha

Dukandr-To Kya Usme Koi Kharabi Nikli

Sonu-Mahina Ho Gya Muje Khet Me Boye

Ab Tk Murgi Nai Ugi
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BANTA Ne HAJAMAT Ki Dukan Kholi..
Santa SHAVE Karane Aya.
Banta:- Muchh Rakhni Hai
SAnta-Ha
Banta(Mucch Kaat Ke)-Le Rakh Le, Jahan Rakhni Hai..!
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