Pata Chala Dono Ki Shadi Ho Gai Hai Sonu-Kaisi Hai Teri Biwi--sms

A boy luks in a girl's purse in a class
She says its bad manners.
He says its nt.
Girl:Y?
Boy:Coz members of d same class can access private data.
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Once RAJINIKANTH was
playing cricket in the
monsoons..

......

.........

and

the Rain was cancelled due to the Match..!! :D
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Goldn Wrds By H!tler:
'If U Cant Fly,Run

If U Cant Run,Walk

If U Cant Walk,Crawl..

Bt..Keep Moving

Santa:
O Taa Thik Ae, Par Jana Kithay hai ?
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Sharabi Road Par Pada Tha..

Police-Itni Q Pee Rakhi Hai

Sharabi-Mazburi Thi

Police-Kya Mazburi Thi

Sharabi-Bottle Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gaya Tha
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Sonu- Tum Meri Shaadi Me Zarur Aana, Bhulna Nahi

Monu- Zarur Aaunga Yaar, Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi Hu Jo Musibat K Samay Me Dost Ko Akela Chhor De
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Lady- Bartan Dhone Ke Liye Kya Istemal Karti Ho

Saheli- Bahut Si Chize Istemal Kar Ke Dekh Chuki

Par

Pati Se Achcha Koi Nahi
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Ek Ladki Ko Maine Bola-
GUD MORNING

EK Ladki Ko Maine Bola-
GUD MORNING

AUR

Ladki K Baap Ne Mujh Se Bola-
Oye, This Is Last WARNING
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2 Dost Salo Baad Mile

Pata Chala Dono Ki Shadi Ho Gai Hai

Sonu-Kaisi Hai Teri Biwi

Monu-Swarg Ki Apsra Hai Aur Teri

Sonu-Meri To Abhi Jinda H
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Mere Dost, 1 Zabardast Sher Sun

Sher Bhi Tu, Cheeta Bhi Tu

Gour Farma Yar

Sher Bhi Tu, Cheeta Bhi Tu

Aur

Bandro Ki Race Me Jeeta Bhi Tu
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Father;
Tumhari mummy ne mera DiL tod diya
Islye mai sharab pi rahaa hu

Son(K.G.);
MUMMY ne mera scale_v tod diya
mere liye_v ek GLASS lagao Papa.
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