Rajni, Ghajni aur Dhoni. It looks like DIWALI. Congrats 2 all. India Wins World Cup.---SMS

BV -Wo Aadmi Muje Dekh K Muskura Raha H
Pati-Jrur hasega,jb maine pehli bar tumhari shakal dekhi thi to Mai b 3din tak Apni hasi nai Rok paya tha
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1 bacha choclet kha rha tha,
GOLU-itni choklet khana acha nhi
B-Mere dadaji 105 sal jiye the
G-choklet khate the
B-Nai,apne kam se kam rkhte the
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Sale badhane ka naya tarika
EK Hotel Malik ne Bahar Board Pe Likha.

"Agar Aap Khana Nahi Khaoge To Aap Aur Me Dono Bhukhe Mar Jayenge."
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Anhoni ko honi karde
Honi ko anhoni
Ek jaga jab jama ho teeno
Rajni, Ghajni aur Dhoni.
It looks like DIWALI.
Congrats 2 all.
India Wins World Cup.
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Indian Cinema Industry mein sabse pehle kiska Email ID tha??

Nahi pata?

SHAMMI KAPOOR Ka...

Q ki woh hi sabse Pehle bola

YAAHOOO
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1 darzi logon ke kapde lekar farar ho gaya.
Koi kehta meri pant,
Koi kehta meri Shirt,
Santa ne Rote huye kaha ki vo mera naap le gaya
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Ladka- Tumhari Umar Kitni Hai

Ladki- 20 Yr

Ladka- 5 Saal Pehle B Tumne Yahi Kaha Tha

Ladki- Dekha, Ladkiya Aapni Zuban Ki Kitni Pakki Hoti Hai
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Arz Kiya Hai..

Aalu Kya Gobi Bhi Khaya Karo

Aalu Kya Gobi Bhi Khaya Karo

Us Gali Mein Rehne Wali,

Kabhi Kabhi Humari Gali Bhi Aaya Karo
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Agar Aap Cycle Bahut Tez Chala Rahe Ho

Aur

Break Na Lage To

Cycle Kaise Rokoge.?

?

Ish Ke Wheel Me

Apna

Pair Phasa De,

Cycle Ruk Jayegi
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Papa- Pehle Tum Mujhe Papa Kehti Thi Aab Daddy Kehti Ho, Aisa Kyu

Beti- Samjha Karo Daddy..

..Papa Kehne Se Meri LipStick Kharab Ho Jati Hai
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Ghar Me Try Karna-

1-Ek Angoor Lo

2-Haath Me Pakdo

3-Aapne Danto Ke Bich Me Rakho

4-Ahista Se Sheeshe Me Dekho

Wah.. LANGOOR K Muh Me Angoor
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Sonu-Mene Apki Dukan Se Murgi Dana Kharida Tha

Dukandr-To Kya Usme Koi Kharabi Nikli

Sonu-Mahina Ho Gya Muje Khet Me Boye

Ab Tk Murgi Nai Ugi
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GOLU-Yaar,Meri Ghadi(Watch) Kho Gayi

MOLU-Chalti Thi Kya..?

GOLU-Ha..Yaar Chalti Thi

MOLU-Tab to jarur chalkar kahi Gayi Hogi..!!
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Teacher:Sabse bada pagal koun
he?

Santa ka beta utha.

T:Shabash bete batao.

Beta:Jaan se maar dunga agar kisine mere papa ka naam liya to.
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