Ajnabi Galiyo Se Guzra Na Karo Dard-e-Dil Liya Aur Diya Na Karo---SMS

Husband-kya hua itni pareshan kyu ho?
Wife-munne ne 1 rupya nigal liya hai,
hus-nigalne do aaj kal 1rs ka aata hi kya hai,
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Arz Karta Hu
Chali Gayi Munni, Bhag Gayi Sheela

Chali Gayi Munni, Bhag Gayi Sheela

Kyun Ke

Ab Karega SALMAN Sab Ka 'CHARACTER DHEELA'
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Kehte HE
Waqt Se Pehle Aur

Kismat K Bina Kisiko Kuch Nhi Milta

Affsos.!!

Mere Pas Waqt Nhi

Aur Ladkiyo K Pass Kismat Nhi
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Boy 2 God-
Hazaro ki kismat tere hath thi agar pass kr deta to kya bat thi.

God
Gf thodi kam banate to kya baat thi kitabe to sari tere pass thi.
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Ajnabi Galiyo Se Guzra Na Karo

Dard-e-Dil Liya Aur Diya Na Karo

'BACHCHE' Ho Aabhi SMS Ke Khel Me

Baraabari 'BAADSHAHO' Se Kiya Na Karo
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PATI-Aaj Bahar Khana
Khayenge.

PATNI-Kyun Mere Khane Se Bore Ho Gaye?

PATI-Nahi Aaj Bartan
Saaf Karne Ka
Mood Nahi Hai
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Techr-Tumne Apna Homework Q ni Kiya
GOLU-Ghar me Tv ka Shor Tha
T-To kisiko Tv ki Aawaz Kam karne ko kehte
G-Kisi kehta Tv mai akela dekh rha tha
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Sirf Lady Padhe
Duniya me 3 trah k mard hote H
Jo Apke Sath Rehna Pasand Ni Krte
Jinke Sath Ap Rehna Pasand Nai Krti
Jiske Sath Apki Shadi Hoti H
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Wenevr a boy takes any imprtnt decision,
he closes his eyes,
thinks a lot,
listns 2 his heart,
uses his brain,

n finaly dos wat his gf says!!:-P
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Boy: Wanna go out!
Girl:I hv a boyfrnd.
Boy:I hv a Fish!
Girl:What?
Boy: Oh! I thought we are talking about d things that doesn't matter-:D
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This PJ might blow ur senses away:-

What do u call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day ?
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Jaswanti
(just 1 tea)...:p
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Ghar Me Glass Tute Toh Kya Aawaz Aati Hai.?

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Crush.?

No..

?

Thish.?

Nahi Yaar..

?

?

Mummy Ki Aawaz-

'Tod Dal Re, Sab Tod Dal Nalayak'
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Ajnabi Galiyo Se Guzra Na Karo

Dard-e-Dil Liya Aur Diya Na Karo

'BACHCHE' Ho Aabhi SMS Ke Khel Me

Baraabari 'BAADSHAHO' Se Kiya Na Karo
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