Duriyo ki na parwah kijiye, Dil jab b pukare bula lijiye---sms

Mr Santa Interview Dene Gaye.

Boss-Your BirthDay

Santa-22 April Sir

Boss-Kaun Sa Saal?

Santa-Ulloo Ke Patthe, Kya Kaun Sa Saal, Har Saal
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Ek Ladki Jo Apko,
Apki Family
Apki Aadte
Sub Kuch Badal Sakti Hai

NOTE->
Ladkiyo Ka Rules He Ki Wo Dusro Ke Liye
Apne Apko Nahi Badalegi
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48+2 Members can sit in a Bus
5+1 can sit in a
CAR
3+1 can sit in a
AUTO
1+1 Can sit in a
BIKE
Only 1 can sit in a.

TOILET
wat an idea sirji
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GIRL TO BOY :jab tum log girls ko
I LOVE YOU kehte ho
to un ka haath Kyu pakad lete ho
BOY: bas apni hifaazat ke liye
kahi thapar na mar de.
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Duriyo ki na parwah kijiye,
Dil jab b pukare bula lijiye
Hm dur nhi zyada apse,
Bas 2 botal king fisher
Namkin or
Choti gold flake mangwa lijiye
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