Ha_Ha_Ha K Ho Gye 2,00,000 Fans Aaj Sham Ko Party Hai Frnds--SMS

Ye muhabat nahi Asool-e-wafa hai,,
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Dost Jaan to de dete hain magar apni JAAN ka number nahi dete...!
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Santa: 1 Kg Pakoda dena
Halwai ne jaise hi tel me garm krke nikala
Santa: Abe kanjoos, Pani me dho k de raha h,kuch surf sabun to daal deta
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Wo meri kismat meri takdeer ho Gye

Wo meri kismat meri takdeer ho Gye

Hamne unki yaad me khat itne likhe ki
Ki
Wo RADDI bechkar hi ameer ho Gye
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Girl 2 Another Girl
ur so Beautiful

Other Girl

Thanku,

ur Beautiful 2.

Nw

Boy 2 Another boy

hi ur HANDSOME

other boy:GAY SALA
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Ladki Se Nasha Hota He
Nashe Se Junun
Junun Se Mehnat
Mehnat Se Padhai
Padhai Se Career
isliye Career Banane k Liye
Ladki Patana Zaruri Hai!
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OBAMA is tensioned, He got a notification from facebook
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OSAMA BIN LADEN accepted your Frnd request. :D
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Ha_Ha_Ha K Ho Gye 2,00,000 Fans

Gaur Farmaiye

Ha_Ha_Ha K Ho Gye 2,00,000 Fans

Aaj Sham Ko Party Hai Frnds

Chale Aana, Magaunga BEER K CANS
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A Question 4U (Filled With Some1's Ego)-

Why Did The Tomato Turned Red?

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Now U Think Where Is Ego

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Answer-

Coz, He Saw The Salad Dressing
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