Har koi pyar kare toh baghwan ki leela h. Wah...Wah----sms

Nurse-Udas kyu bethe he Sir ?

Darbar Doctor -
Dopahar ko jiska operation kiya tha who mar gaya !

Nurse- Sir woh operation nahi POSTMORTEM tha
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Producer : Movie Ka Naam Sunte Hi Sab
Bache Dar Jaye Aisa Kuch Title Bataao..
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Director:
"Morning Exam Evening Result"
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Question:-
DUNIYA ka sabse bada aur khatrnaak jaadu kahan hota hai?

Nahi pata!!!!??

Ans:
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Beauty parlor me..!!
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It is said if u close your eyes, u c the prsn u love d most....
n wen i do tht....

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Slide show begins..!
Dats d fun of being singles.:-P
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Har koi pyar kare toh baghwan ki leela h.
Wah...Wah
Har koi pyar kare toh wo bhagwan ki lela h.
Wah..Wah
Mai karu to sala character dhila hai!:-*
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