Hawao K Hath Arman Bheja Hai Network K Zriye Paigam Bheja Hai--sms

Osama is dead? Yes! Where's the body? We threw it in the ocean..

Timmy, have you done your homework? Yes! Where is it? My dog ate it.. :P
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Question:-
DUNIYA ka sabse bada aur khatrnaak jaadu kahan hota hai?

Nahi pata!!!!??

Ans:
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Beauty parlor me..!!
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Wat is Talent n wt is Intelligence?
Walking on a tight rope over Niagra Falls is Talent.
not Tryng such a thng is called Intelligence.
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Sir- Bacho, Bure Kaam Karne Wale Kaha Pe Jate Hai

Student- Sir, Bure Kaam Karne Wale,

Indra Park, Victoria Park, Shopping Mall Aur PVR Jate Hai
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Hawao K Hath Arman Bheja Hai

Network K Zriye Paigam Bheja Hai

Fursat Mile To Kubul Karna

Riyasat-E-Hindustan K 'Shehansha' Ne Salaam Bheja Hai
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